Can be had for as little as $500,000, according to the New York Times:

The McCain campaign will also try to give incentives to its fund-raisers by bestowing them with honorary titles, each coming with new perks and levels of status, in much the same way the Bush campaign did by naming its biggest fund-raisers Rangers and Pioneers. One proposal that has not been officially announced calls for dubbing fund-raisers who bring in $100,000 Trailblazers, those who bring in $250,000 Innovators, and those who bring in half a million dollars co-chairmen of the campaign.

I think I could settle for merely being an Innovator, but would balk at the idea of having to take on Trailblazer status. Of course, I’m exceedingly poor, which means I will probably have to solicit donations for my quest from the SLOG. PayPal information will be forthcoming.

John McCain’s search for clever titles to bestow on his biggest fund-raisers is part of a program for helping to close the perceived money gap that he is expected to have facing either Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama. McCain’s present financial resources? They’re described in the article as “meager.”