Politics Lunacy on the Ballot
posted by on March 19 at 9:32 AM
Larry Craig’s vacant seat is bringing out the crazies:
A 66-year-old Idaho strawberry farmer, formerly known after a previous name change as Marvin Pro-Life Richardson, is now, simply, “Pro-Life.”“I think it’s just and I think it’s proper to have Pro-Life on the ballot,” Pro-Life told the Idaho Press-Tribune. “If I save one baby’s life, it’s worth it.”
Pro-Life made the change after an unsuccessful run for governor under the Constitution Party in 2006, hoping this time to skirt the state policy that prevented him from using what was then his middle name as his name on the ballot, as the state considered it not a name, but a slogan.
Officials must now recognize Pro-Life’s legal name.
Wow. You can’t say Richardson isn’t committed to his cause. Whether he should be committed outright is another matter.
Merciful heavens. This is just too perfect for words.
well that is one way to get elected there in ID
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Does Pro-Life support war?
Mike the Mover and Goodspaceguy are intrigued, no doubt.
I would like to know what is pro-life's position on the death penalty. If he is, as one might suspect pro-death penalty, then perhaps he could add "pro death,"
Which could in turn be shortened to "oxymoron" or moron for short.
Yeah, this is just what I need, first thing in the morning- a fucking Idaho strawberry farmer telling me what I can and cannot do with my body.
What a fucking dick.
His strawberries are organic.
My ovaries are organic.
@9: I'd like to see this comeback used more often.
Maybe Craig will follow suit and change his name to Sucks-dick Craig.
@9, I think you should also consider putting that on a tee-shirt.
can i change my name to "eats pussy", "drinks gin", "kills faciests"
But mostly drinks gin, I would guess.
#9 Your ovaries can't be organic. They're so full of hormones they make str8 men swoon, gay men stager, str8 gals catty, and lebesian chicks swoon.
@10 & 12 Thanks y'all. I usually try to bring my ovaries into most conversations. Working on the t-shirt already.
@6:
Yeah, I was just thinking of the ironic head-splodo that would occur if he actually WERE elected, then had to sign off on an execution order.
Having ones death-warrant approved by "Pro Life" would seem to provide an opportunity for a decent last guffaw, no?
@13: "Fascist" - T-shirt proofreader
Any truth to the rumor Pro-Life will be running against Don Ho's wife, Ida?
Pro-lifers are generally pro-death penalty which confuses the excreta outta me. Legislate that the inept, incapable, economically-deprived mother must bear the unwanted, fatherless child. Then when the screwed-up, drug-addled child reaches maturity and commits a capital crime, then the pro-lifer says: "OK! Now kill him!"
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