Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Internal Monologue on Where to Eat Lunch
posted by March 28 at 13:33 PMon
Boom Noodle sounds tempting, but I’m always a little disappointed when I eat the food and a little mad when I get the check.
I wish we had a Samurai Ramen up here.
I guess I could go to Ballet again. But I don’t know if I can face another goddamned chicken curry. Maybe I should dine and dash, just so I get 86’d and never have to argue with myself about whether to eat lunch there ever again.
[Eats a stale almond from desk drawer. Fade to black.]