??!! Behold, the World’s Nicest Jerk
posted by March 14 at 16:33 PM
onSlog would like to thank me for being here today. I would have posted more, but I’m busybusybusy and unoriginalunoriginalunoriginal, and I’m sorry. (Not for you, for me.) I am way too awesome for this… this “work” nonsense.
Anyway, thanks for shoving your tongue up my ass and/or making fun of me. It was fun, but this fun must end. If you ever see me around town, say hi. I’m not scary. I promise. I look like this:
Don’t be shy. And if you’re pictured anywhere in this post, you pretty much have a 100% chance of fucking me. Up the ass. Or in the face. Or just spray it all over. I’m GGG. Whatevz.
Comments
What does Tony have to say about this?
I'm calling you uncle lumpy cum form now on. You are awesome Poe, it was fun having you in charge for a day. It made slog more like the other sites I visit...
Are you sure you're not in a goatse video? Nevermind, don't answer that.
Nice pic, Poe!
Don't think I'm the Tony you're talking about, BA.
As always, loved your posts.
Though I'm in my 50's, alas, I don't have the awesome gray hair you so adore.
Poe looks like one of those nice young Mormon missionaries. Fuck you, Mormon!
I've finally figured it out.
He looks like Phil Campbell's evil twin....
Fuck.
Thanks Poe. Sorry I didn't get a chance to chat you up at SLOG Happy last night.
You nasty boy.
wow, I'm a straight guy and even I think you're almost hot enough to switch teams for
Outstanding work today, Poe.
But where's This Weekend at the Movies?!
Poe, Poe, Poe. You know I love you, don't you? Well, I do. Really. If I'm ever in Seattle, I will spray fake snow on my head and find you, and fuck the living shit out of you...
Also, no shit, that is exactly how I pictured you.
ttfn.
Nice work, Poe. Actually, nice work, everyone! This was the best FF that I've seen yet.
Shit, Big Sven even made me cry with his last post. Best wishes to your mom, Sven.
damn. I hate your posts, but i think you're hot.
In a harry potter kind of way.
I have a new crush on you.
Love and kisses, Mr Poe.
Ok, for this next shot, I want you to picture this:
You're a sexy mormon boy being attacked by zombies...
You're going to die, but you'll strike a pose and look fierce while doing it, ok?
Ready? GO.
Nicely done, Poe. Plz to watch while my boyfrend spanx you k?
Fuck you all.
Hugz!
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