woo hoo!! me first. my cum is bright yellow and chunky too! what'd you give me? oh boy! chlamydia?? gonorrhea?? my first std! fuck you!

Ann Coulter is so handsome.

This is going to be a good, weird day.

Anderson Cooper is the only hot guy in that list. And that is an AWFUL picture of Dan!! Good God Mr Poe, Savage looks like he is in his 70's in that picture!!!

Pictures of Man Coulter should be banned before noon. That was the only thing that almost made me puke up my breakfast - the yellow, chunky cum is not nearly as disturbing.

You need more fliuds Poe. If it looks like fish eggs, or tapioca, you need to yank it more.

Let's rank them: 1. Cooper
2. Crist
3. Savage

I knew it would be a bad idea giving Poe Slog privileges.

Also, dewy taco? Is there a worse euphamism for female genitalia?

@ 6:
1. Savage
2. Cooper
3. Antoine Vermette (from Dan's post yesterday)

And who the fuck is the second guy?

I thought today was Freaky Friday, not A Celebration of Geriatrics!

@3 That's really unfair. I'd say 65, tops.

Kidding. I'm kidding.

dewy taco? *shudder* thanks for disgusting me at 8:10 in the morning.

Ps. Anderson Cooper is hot.

Where's Tim Gunn?

Dan needs to break down and spend some money on some real clothing. Seriously. I've seen homeless dudes who dress better.

@12

Oh. My. God.

You simply must forgive me!

@8

John Podesta.

Mmmm.... Tim Gunn.

I love Freaky Friday.

My love for Dr. Drew was reborn last week when I watched the last episode of Celebrity Rehab.

@Poe, It's ok we forgive you ;)

But the order goes:

1) Savage
2) Cooper
3) Tim Gunn

Thanks for the eye candy! Oh Coulter you sexy doggg Ruff.

Dan has claws not hands and a very wrinkled neck - he needs to gain 20 well placed pounds ... and, yes, get some upgraded rags

Number 1 is a prime piece of nice elk

Dewey taco is the BEST modern slag for cunt I have heard this year, congrats

Poe, if you really like these guys, you deserve a community service award and SHOULD write a book - the youth cult among queers is so passe, so provincial ...

Jesus, I didn't even get the taco thing, and now . . . uggh.

I'm reading along... look at the pretty pictures... Chunky what!?!?!! Who wrote this!?!
Oh - Mr. Poe...
Damn if I'm not looking forward to all the crazy crap he'll be posting today!!
(:=

over under on posts about semen and man parts by mr. poe?

once I has very slimy and greenish - too much asparagus

yellow and chuncky - too much egg yolk?

and the taste, is it still dream sickle plus vanilla? hey Poe, I remember

@ 23: 10. I'll take the over.

@ 15: thanks! He gets high marks for being the president of the center for american progress (or whatever it is).

A charming beginning. But tell me -- does John King fit on your list? He kinda looks the part, and unlike Cooper he actually has a brain. Not that you care about that. But then, you may not be familiar with King, since in order to watch him you have to tolerate the intolerable Wolf Blitzer. I'm not saying he gives me wood -- only women do that, and there are no women on your list -- but he seems to a straight guy like the right type.

Another question: is Dr. Drew's hotness lessened or increased by his habit of wearing shirts that are three sizes too large for him?

It's not me that Poe wants, it's Sarah Vowell, obviously.

As for my clothes, eh, I wear what I wear. If I got nice clothes, everyone would accuse me of putting on airs. I don't have the fashion fag gene, and prefer to wear old jeans and crappy t-shirts. Always have, always will. So sue me. And I do have veiny hands--and other things. And the problem with my neck? Same as Ann Coulter's, sadly -- prominent Adam's apple.

Jesus Chirst, Poe, what's with the suck up to Dan Savage? You trying to get a job at the Stranger or something?

I want to have a three-way with Dan Savage and Ann Coulter.

Oy! The nitpicking on Dan! I'm glad I'm not in the public eye. Though I AM pretty hot. Not that you'll ever know. . .

But my hair's turning grey--at age 32. Death approaches.

You're next up for FF duties, Michigan Matt.

And for future reference... putting me on a "wanna fuck" list with Charlie Crist, Dr. Drew, Ann Coulter, and Scooter Libby is NOT the best way to suck up to me. Please.

"Dewy taco"?!?!? Ewwww!!!!

@32

I can understand why you don't like Dr. Drew, but Ann Coulter? She's practically on our side, Dan. And she's smokin'!

ann coulter does not have dewy taco, but, veryyy dryyyy taco

just sayin, before you all get too hot about he/him/it/T/I/Q/X

also, take duct tape for the gaping mouth

Why the hatred of Bellingham? And why the hell Tony's when you could be at The Black Drop?

what, no fatties???? sigh.....

Bellingham is a terrible place. Bring the hatred.

Dan, don't let them bring you down re: your style. I love the t-shirt & jeans look...

Mr. Poe, you are like a combination of Wesley Willis and Dane Cook. Retarded and not funny.

Oh, and that t-shirt I'm wearing? The dingy blue thing with the weird cuffs? It has a big rip in the back of the neck. And I don't care -- how much don't I care? That pic we're at a reception before a live "This American Life" performance at Lincoln Center. I wore that on stage in front of, oh, 2500 people.

Did I miss something? When did Ann Coulter turn into a gay icon? I always thought she was a skanky whore. Ah, yes, we do need Tim Gunn. I'm also in love with Dr. Drew. Is Dr. Drew gay??? And our beloved Dan...what a doll!

Well, I obviously don't have a problem with the shirt. Mmmmm...

I'm not getting shit done at work.

This Bellinghate is unreasonable and offensive, where the fuck did it come from?

@45

Tony's coffee. Dipshit.

Use the edge of your hand and part a dewy taco on the side as a temporary fix.

I'm not shittin ya.

ouch, i just woke up, and already i'm disgusted.

@31--Really, Dan? Fabulous!

Way to kick start the day Mr. Poe.

Mr. Poe - You are a rockstar and you continually crack me up. Thanks for this. :)

To stranger staff - Thank you for giving us Mr. Poe!

Dan Savage looks like Forrest Gump.

They're all people without cheeks (on their face).

Thanks, Poe. You may have put me off scrambled eggs for the rest of my life...

@26John King is gross.