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Thursday, February 21, 2008

You Saw the Gene Simmons Sex Tape, Right?

posted by on February 21 at 8:04 AM

It has given many people new things to talk about. It was linked to yesterday on Line Out.

Good morning!

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Don't know if I want to click on it yet.

Does he use his tongue?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 21, 2008 8:19 AM

I think I could go my entire life without seeing that. So I won't.

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 21, 2008 8:20 AM

It's pretty terrible.

Posted by AMB | February 21, 2008 8:27 AM

When I saw the title for a nanosecond the only Simmons I could picture was Richard. Then I realized who you were talking about, and frankly I don't know which one skeeves me out more.

Posted by yucca flower | February 21, 2008 8:47 AM

Maybe it's the Gene Simmons/Richard Simmons sex tape?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 21, 2008 8:51 AM

I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a can opener.

Posted by Fnarf | February 21, 2008 8:52 AM

Gene Simmons with a prostitute who is clearly disgusted by him with Foreigner playing in the background - it is incredibly pathetic.

Posted by A | February 21, 2008 8:53 AM

nice dick
no foreplay
she does not want to KISS him

Posted by Adam | February 21, 2008 8:56 AM

STAY AWAY. this is one of those times when you should trust your instincts. that's all you need to know.

Posted by brandon | February 21, 2008 9:10 AM

I think I'll pass.

Posted by Greg | February 21, 2008 9:10 AM

yeah, its pretty damn awkward and NOT sexy at all. Why does she leave her corset on the whole time? Any lady knows how damn uncomfortable those things are.

She must have gotten paid.

Posted by catnextdoor | February 21, 2008 9:21 AM

Let me make sure I've got this straight . . . he lives with Shannon Fucking Tweed, there gajillions of women who would fuck him in a heartbeat, and he's paying money to a hooker? What am I missing here?

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | February 21, 2008 9:31 AM


Posted by Rachael F. | February 21, 2008 9:31 AM

If he was in full KISS makeup it would be passable cuz you could pretend it's someone else but he looks like a horny uncle going down on a naive niece.

Posted by gregg | February 21, 2008 9:36 AM

There are times when I move along, trusting that Slog reader comments will be more entertaining than the event itself.

This is one of them.

Posted by RonK, Seattle | February 21, 2008 9:45 AM

@11 - I can almost forgive the corset, but the things that slayed me were the flip-flops. Sandals? Really? The "God of Thunder" has sex with women who wear flip-flops?

Posted by CorporateSlave | February 21, 2008 9:49 AM

Clearly she doesn't wish she was the one he was doing it to.

Posted by AMB | February 21, 2008 9:57 AM

I really didn't want to.

So I didn't.

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 21, 2008 10:19 AM

I watched the "teaser trailer" hoping to see that legendary Simmons tongue engaging in a little cunnilingus. I imagined it would look like a geoduck making sweet, sweet love to the woman it loved. There was nothing of the sort, though, just dull intercourse.

Posted by Bub | February 21, 2008 10:25 AM

A Gene Simmons sex tape with no tongue action??? WTF? I thought that was his whole raisin-detra.

Posted by Henrietta | February 21, 2008 11:12 AM

Call me when his son Nick does a sex tape. He's a little young for my tastes, wait alot young for my taste, but I'd watch that tape.

Posted by DJSauvage | February 21, 2008 11:13 AM

but, I'd heard he was hung and the guy in this video... not hung.

Posted by monkey | February 21, 2008 11:31 AM

Nah, monkey, Gene always talks about how little his dick is.

And everyone should watch it, Gene deserves the ridicule.

Posted by PdxRitchie | February 21, 2008 1:29 PM

I bet Gene Simmons enormous penis!!!

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle's Enormous Penis | February 21, 2008 9:21 PM

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