Hetero Why Are Straight Guys So Aroused by Prison Rape?
posted by January 28 at 11:15 AMon
Seriously. Oz on HBO was prison rape porn for straight men. After 10 PM MSNBC’s “doc block” is all-prison-rape, all-the-time. And now a nice straight boy in Kansas—the son of that state’s governor—is selling a prison rape board game. It’s called “Don’t Drop the Soap.”
Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss’ lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse’s desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.
Each game comes with a “soap dish parole card holder,” and “handcrafted” figurines, which include an Italian mob boss, a latino paraplegic, and a black gang member.
Kathleen Sebelius is the governor of Kansas. She’s a Democrat, her son is 23 years old, straight, and lives in the mansion with his parents—oh, and he’s selling “Don’t Drop the Soap” out of the governor’s mansion.