Sports The Seahawks Have a Secret Weapon For Their Game Against the Redskins on Saturday…
posted by on January 3 at 10:50 AM
…and it’s Matt Hasselbeck’s skeezy moustache.
(Via Seth Kolloen’s Enjoy the Enjoyment.)
Update: Via Seth again, this time on Seattlest, Hasselbeck has shaved it off. Which is a mistake. After all, throwing past Shawn Springs is much easier when he’s buckled over in laughter.
i'm more unsettled by his flawlessly manicured eyebrows.
It's amazing what a hat does for his looks.
He shaved it off yesterday.... old news.
This is the danger of hipsters starting the mustache trend. Sure, its cute and ironic on you, but sooner or later it will become mainstream and every Tom, Dick and Matt will be sporting crusty 'stache.
The crusty 'stache looks good on NO ONE. What's so ironic about knowing you'll look like a retard by sporting one, and then actively achieving that goal?
If you can't grow a Magnum PI caliber 'stache, don't even try... you just look tragic.
oh, normally i'm a big facial hair fan, but that nasty thing has got to go...
is he auditioning for a role in an indie movie as a pedophile serial killer?
Don't forget about the other secret weapon:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/football/345651_phiten02.html?source=mypi
Dear Slog: why is Seattlest still on your Enemies of Slog list?
about right for a republican douche like hasselback.
aside from football, he can suck it.
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