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Friday, January 4, 2008

2008 The Horse Race

posted by Annie Wagner on January 4 at 13:52 PM

“We are Seabiscuit!” — John Edwards.

“I feel like Seabiscuit!” — Mike Huckabee.

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we all know secretariat was the best horse that ever raced.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | January 4, 2008 2:04 PM
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Shut the fuck up, asswipes.

Posted by Seabiscuit | January 4, 2008 2:09 PM
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They shoot horses, don't they?

Posted by monkey | January 4, 2008 2:13 PM
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One of Chris Rock's more recent jokes is an apropos of nothing observation that Seabiscuit lived a better life than his [Rock's] grandfather.

Posted by Ziggity | January 4, 2008 2:14 PM
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10 years ago, Huckabee would have EATEN Seabiscuit...

Posted by michael strangeways | January 4, 2008 2:40 PM
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I'm sorry, was Seabiscuit the mascot of the Seahawks?

Posted by Hound and Horn Reporter | January 4, 2008 2:44 PM
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I just ripped an airbiscuit!

Posted by Hillary | January 4, 2008 2:47 PM
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“We are Seabiscuit!” — John Edwards.

“I feel like Seabiscuit!” — Mike Huckabee.

"I think Bill had sex with a girl who LOOKED like Seabiscuit once!"- Hilary Rodham Clinton.

"I was up for a part in the movie Seabiscuit...that sumbitch Jeff Bridges got the part I wanted!" - Fred Dalton Thompson

Posted by michael strangeways | January 4, 2008 2:49 PM
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It was Zoo, right?

Posted by elenchos | January 4, 2008 2:55 PM
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"Septembiscuit 11" -- Rudy Giuliani

Posted by DOUG. | January 4, 2008 3:02 PM
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"I rode Seabiscuit"

Posted by Mike Huckabee on Kool-aid | January 4, 2008 4:52 PM
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Huckabee is Seabiscuit's ass.

Posted by RainMan | January 4, 2008 7:30 PM
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Does nobody remember that Kucinich was calling himself Seabiscuit constantly four years ago? So those guys just called themselves Kucinich, to my ears.

Posted by Phoebe | January 5, 2008 4:23 AM

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