2008 In the OTHER Primary
posted by January 15 at 11:51 AMon
Hey, remember that other party? The one with the guy who wears the special underwear, the philandering multi-divorcee, and that angry dude who wants the war to go on forever? Well, here’s the latest wackiness from the Grand Old Party: Mike Huckabee (you know, the guy who said women should submit graciously to their husbands’ leadership on all matters) now wants to amend the Constitution to put it in line with “God’s standards.” Here’s Cuckoobee:
I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution. But I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that’s what we need to do — to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view.
Republicans, keep it up. You’re doing an awesome job.