Holy - fucking - shit.
drugs are bad.
I regret nothing besides spending my lunch flipping through your crummy paper today. Thankfully there was a large write-up on the Alki Tavern, a great spot for hanging, chatting, or reading Auden (as was the case last thursday).
Anyway, regarding this sad Carnation news,
I wonder if fuck-up Feit can join the police and go scout out people and detect if they are Serial Killers or Mass Murderers! Cunts who play that sort of game can usually help out the Police State.
Josh could be the Catch Me If You Can adolescent of Seattle!
"drugs are bad"
yeah, sure do hate those Protease inhibitors, Glucocorticoids, ACE inhibitors, analgesics and the like.
ohh you mean illegal drugs, rant on good sir, rant on.
#3 - didn't get what you wanted for christmas?
Did I miss a memo? Are we hating Josh for any specific crime against humanity or is it just his existence that's offensive?
I'm always happy to pile on but I'm gonna need a little more to work with. Thanks.
I don't know, but obviously I remember the cute game of Guess the Serial Killer or Mass Murderer that Josh played as a tyke - he sounded weirdly proud in that post about his teen years. I'll contain all of my comments from now on with that screwed up sense of good-time fun. Thanks for asking.
Winner, Most Cliche Criminals of 2007:
"The suspects were arrested after they apparently showed up at the crime scene while police were there"
this story made the paper in McHenry, IL. it was missing most of the info the story carried in the Seattle paper! But the Northwest Harold is not a good paper anyway! Sad, so sad.
Christmas is evil. Join the woX.
Wanna bet Seattle's daily papers will carry a breaking story about the little town being rocked by the murders? You can always count on the Times and P-I (and local TV news, of course) to run the most cliched follow ups to major crimes. I predict tomorrow's dailies will print above-the-fold front page photos of the dead family's weathered mailbox.
What happened to the pit bulls?
Will no one think of the pit bulls?
Time to get another close up look at Greta Van Susteren's face lift.
oh please, @4.
i assumed it was a drug deal gone bad. i was wrong, obviously.
believe me, i like drugs. ILLEGAL drugs.
You assumed it was a legal drug deal that went bad?
Merry fucking Christmas, dead family.
no, i assumed it was Meth (it IS carnation).
i hadn't assumed a bad seed.
again, i was wrong.
I wonder if the two suspects did it.. who shows up at the scene of a crime you just committed? unless of course, they realized they left without their meth.It is the boonies though, perhaps they were that simple- minded.
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