Comments on I Saw My Dick March Into Brad Pitt's Ass

Dan, your son must be proud.

There could be worse ways to make a living.

How do you tell your kid that you run the machine that makes penis-shaped novelty pasta, for example?

Actually, my son didn't see this. He's in school right now.

That is ummmm...a very artistic picture.

I should..look at it further later tonight to really appreciate it. I think my room has good lighting for this masterpiece.

Where is the Jen Graves review?

Agreed--it's a good picture.

But somehow, I don't see hanging it above my sofa.

It took you this long to come up with this predictable shit?

I thought all former drag queens were big old nilly bottoms. Guess they are big old nilly tops instead. Who'd have thought?

That (the Romney clip) is goddamn amazing; almost Rumsfeldian in its opacity and obscurantism.

Romney for Poet Laureate!

"Uhh, uhhh, I, uhh, uh, I, uh."

Quick, Mitt. Think of somethin'.

Oh my god. Dan, this is why I love you.

God I hope this dumbshit wins the nomination! How much fun would he be in the general? TONS! That's how much!!!

Thank you. I had always hoped to be able to tell my grandchildren that I saw Dan Savage fucking Brad Pitt. Now that dream is a reality.

His sight is so acute, he saw the Patriots win the World Series. The Patriots are a football team.

Dan,

I was *there* when you were fucking Brad Pitt, so I believe you!

[must go bleach brain now]

Correction: The fucking Patriots.

Wouldn't saying your father fucked Brad Pitt be a more apt metaphor?

Oh wait... EWW.

Look, no kid really wants to know that his/her parents have sex.

Even though they know it must be so.

My kid is adopted. So we'll have to tell him, one day, that his bio parents had sex. We never intend to tell him that Terry and I had sex. Ever.

a lot of drag queens are tops, or at least versatile...you try being a guy wearing a dress all night in six inch heels and walking down a city street...takes some cojones to do that.

BUT, appearances don't mean shit when it comes to sex roles, gay or straight or anything in between...I've met quite a few muscle bears who are avid pass around party bottoms, and frail little nelly boys, who are power tops..

clay aiken is reportedly a power top.
(yeah, even I find that one hard to believe, or, at least stomach)

Wow. Dan Savage and Brad Pitt. I guess I never saw that, but not that you say it, I suppose I could see it.

!!!

If i had had any OJ in my mouth, I would have spit it out and made a mess on my keyboard while laughing!!

Where on earth did that picture come from?