2008 I Saw My Dick March Into Brad Pitt’s Ass
posted by on December 21 at 9:49 AM
But first: Mitt Romney, finding himself in hole of his own making, keeps rimming—excuse me, digging:
Now I’d like to clarify my comments about Brad Pitt’s ass.
Brad Pitt and I were not in the same city on the date that we fucked, but we have both fucked, in various cities all over the world, and on various dates, so figuratively, Brad Pitt and I have definitely fucked. Repeatedly. I was the top. And I was aware of, in the sense I’ve described, fucking Brad Pitt’s ass. I saw my dick go into Brad Pitt’s ass. I did not see my dick go into Brad Pitt’s ass with my own eyes. But I saw it in the sense of being aware of my participation in that great effort.
Thank you and I hope that I can count on your support January 3.
In other marched-with-Martin news, thirty years ago Mitt Romney not only claimed that his father marched with Martin, but that he marched with Martin too.
Mitt Romney went a step further in a 1978 interview with the Boston Herald. Talking about the Mormon Church and racial discrimination, he said: “My father and I marched with Martin Luther King Jr. through the streets of Detroit.”Yesterday, Romney spokesman Eric Fehrnstrom acknowledged that was not true. “Mitt Romney did not march with Martin Luther King,” he said in an e-mail statement to the Globe.
Via Sullivan.
Dan, your son must be proud.
There could be worse ways to make a living.
How do you tell your kid that you run the machine that makes penis-shaped novelty pasta, for example?
Actually, my son didn't see this. He's in school right now.
That is ummmm...a very artistic picture.
I should..look at it further later tonight to really appreciate it. I think my room has good lighting for this masterpiece.
Where is the Jen Graves review?
Agreed--it's a good picture.
But somehow, I don't see hanging it above my sofa.
It took you this long to come up with this predictable shit?
I thought all former drag queens were big old nilly bottoms. Guess they are big old nilly tops instead. Who'd have thought?
That (the Romney clip) is goddamn amazing; almost Rumsfeldian in its opacity and obscurantism.
Romney for Poet Laureate!
"Uhh, uhhh, I, uhh, uh, I, uh."
Quick, Mitt. Think of somethin'.
Oh my god. Dan, this is why I love you.
God I hope this dumbshit wins the nomination! How much fun would he be in the general? TONS! That's how much!!!
Thank you. I had always hoped to be able to tell my grandchildren that I saw Dan Savage fucking Brad Pitt. Now that dream is a reality.
His sight is so acute, he saw the Patriots win the World Series. The Patriots are a football team.
Dan,
I was *there* when you were fucking Brad Pitt, so I believe you!
[must go bleach brain now]
Correction: The fucking Patriots.
Wouldn't saying your father fucked Brad Pitt be a more apt metaphor?
Oh wait... EWW.
Look, no kid really wants to know that his/her parents have sex.
Even though they know it must be so.
My kid is adopted. So we'll have to tell him, one day, that his bio parents had sex. We never intend to tell him that Terry and I had sex. Ever.
a lot of drag queens are tops, or at least versatile...you try being a guy wearing a dress all night in six inch heels and walking down a city street...takes some cojones to do that.
BUT, appearances don't mean shit when it comes to sex roles, gay or straight or anything in between...I've met quite a few muscle bears who are avid pass around party bottoms, and frail little nelly boys, who are power tops..
clay aiken is reportedly a power top.
(yeah, even I find that one hard to believe, or, at least stomach)
Wow. Dan Savage and Brad Pitt. I guess I never saw that, but not that you say it, I suppose I could see it.
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If i had had any OJ in my mouth, I would have spit it out and made a mess on my keyboard while laughing!!
Where on earth did that picture come from?
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