Slog - Comments on I Saw My Dick March Into Brad Pitt's Ass http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass But first: Mitt Romney, finding himself in hole of his own making, keeps rimming--excuse me, digging: Now I'd like to clarify my comments about Brad Pitt's ass. Brad Pitt and I were not in the same city on the date that we fucked, but we have both fucked, in various cities all over the world, and on various dates, so figuratively, Brad Pitt and I have definitely fucked. Repeatedly. I was the top. And I was aware of, in the sense I've described, fucking Brad Pitt's ass. I saw my dick go into Brad Pitt's ass. I did not see... Copyright 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:49:12 -0800 Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:31:48 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by This is how he makes his living Dan, your son must be proud.

]]> This is how he makes his living http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881433 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881433 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:54:58 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV There could be worse ways to make a living.

How do you tell your kid that you run the machine that makes penis-shaped novelty pasta, for example?

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881437 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881437 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:57:44 -0800 Comment by Dan Savage Actually, my son didn't see this. He's in school right now.

]]> Dan Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881438 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881438 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:57:48 -0800 Comment by Original Monique That is ummmm...a very artistic picture.

I should..look at it further later tonight to really appreciate it. I think my room has good lighting for this masterpiece.

Where is the Jen Graves review?

]]> Original Monique http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881439 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881439 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:59:02 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV Agreed--it's a good picture.

But somehow, I don't see hanging it above my sofa.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881441 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881441 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:00:35 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe It took you this long to come up with this predictable shit?

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881444 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881444 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:01:10 -0800 Comment by Just Me I thought all former drag queens were big old nilly bottoms. Guess they are big old nilly tops instead. Who'd have thought?

]]> Just Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881450 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881450 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:08:01 -0800 Comment by Levislade That (the Romney clip) is goddamn amazing; almost Rumsfeldian in its opacity and obscurantism.

Romney for Poet Laureate!

]]> Levislade http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881451 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881451 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:08:19 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe "Uhh, uhhh, I, uhh, uh, I, uh."

Quick, Mitt. Think of somethin'.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881456 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881456 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:10:59 -0800 Comment by Irena Oh my god. Dan, this is why I love you.

]]> Irena http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881459 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881459 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:14:21 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO God I hope this dumbshit wins the nomination! How much fun would he be in the general? TONS! That's how much!!!

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881460 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881460 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:15:12 -0800 Comment by josh Thank you. I had always hoped to be able to tell my grandchildren that I saw Dan Savage fucking Brad Pitt. Now that dream is a reality.

]]> josh http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881474 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881474 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:30:20 -0800 Comment by Fnarf His sight is so acute, he saw the Patriots win the World Series. The Patriots are a football team.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881480 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881480 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:36:51 -0800 Comment by Tlazolteotl Dan,

I was *there* when you were fucking Brad Pitt, so I believe you!


[must go bleach brain now]

]]> Tlazolteotl http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881490 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881490 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:40:48 -0800 Comment by Greg Correction: The fucking Patriots.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881493 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881493 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:41:36 -0800 Comment by UNPAID BLOGGER Wouldn't saying your father fucked Brad Pitt be a more apt metaphor?

Oh wait... EWW.

]]> UNPAID BLOGGER http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881577 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881577 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:31:02 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Look, no kid really wants to know that his/her parents have sex.

Even though they know it must be so.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881626 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881626 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:23:23 -0800 Comment by Dan Savage My kid is adopted. So we'll have to tell him, one day, that his bio parents had sex. We never intend to tell him that Terry and I had sex. Ever.

]]> Dan Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881748 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881748 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:40:59 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways a lot of drag queens are tops, or at least versatile...you try being a guy wearing a dress all night in six inch heels and walking down a city street...takes some cojones to do that.

BUT, appearances don't mean shit when it comes to sex roles, gay or straight or anything in between...I've met quite a few muscle bears who are avid pass around party bottoms, and frail little nelly boys, who are power tops..

clay aiken is reportedly a power top.
(yeah, even I find that one hard to believe, or, at least stomach)

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881758 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c881758 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:45:48 -0800 Comment by elenchos Wow. Dan Savage and Brad Pitt. I guess I never saw that, but not that you say it, I suppose I could see it.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c882037 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c882037 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:23:36 -0800 Comment by TB2 !!!

If i had had any OJ in my mouth, I would have spit it out and made a mess on my keyboard while laughing!!

]]> TB2 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c882083 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/i_saw_my_dick_march_into_brad_pitts_ass#c882083 2008 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:27:42 -0800 Comment by Phoebe Where on earth did that picture come from?

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