Celeb David Beckham is a Big Fag (Hag), Plus! Courtney’s Imaginary Burglars!
posted by December 28 at 15:32 PMon
In a recent interview David Beckham said:
“I’m very honored to have the tag of gay icon.”
Well. I’m confident that I speak for all The Gays when I say that we’re just thrilled to be tagging you, David dear. Now please show us your penis. Please.
And just because we haven’t heard anything from her in a spell, I give you Old Widow Cobain (if I may dust off that old chestnut) and her massive delusions:
“Courtney Love is “devastated” after a pair of $100,000 pink diamond earrings was stolen from her New York hotel room on Wednesday. According to a source: “She had brought the earrings for Frances as her Christmas present. Frances hadn’t even tried them on yet.”
The tragic teen didn’t even get to try on her $100,000 pair of earrings? Oh, the horror! But wait!
But hours after New York police launched an investigation into the incident on Thursday morning, the diamond earrings mysteriously reappeared.”
Turns out they were under the winged pink elephant the entire time.