Celeb David Beckham is a Big Fag (Hag), Plus! Courtney’s Imaginary Burglars!
posted by on December 28 at 15:32 PM
In a recent interview David Beckham said:
“I’m very honored to have the tag of gay icon.”
Well. I’m confident that I speak for all The Gays when I say that we’re just thrilled to be tagging you, David dear. Now please show us your penis. Please.
And just because we haven’t heard anything from her in a spell, I give you Old Widow Cobain (if I may dust off that old chestnut) and her massive delusions:
“Courtney Love is “devastated” after a pair of $100,000 pink diamond earrings was stolen from her New York hotel room on Wednesday. According to a source: “She had brought the earrings for Frances as her Christmas present. Frances hadn’t even tried them on yet.”
The tragic teen didn’t even get to try on her $100,000 pair of earrings? Oh, the horror! But wait!
But hours after New York police launched an investigation into the incident on Thursday morning, the diamond earrings mysteriously reappeared.”
Turns out they were under the winged pink elephant the entire time.
Puh-leez. Beckham's not even remotely attractive.
I'd probably do him. I'd prefer it if he didn't shave his bod, but whatevs.
Becks is my perfect man, full stop.
for 3:
I'll shave him then, if you prefer; then you can do him.
IMO, Fuck that murdering bitch. She's the reason today that we have to listen to hip hop shit.
@4 -- I'll take him however he, um, comes.
Haven't you folks ever heard him TALK? Christ. About as sexy as wet toast.
re: Courtney's lost earrings - by finding them under the winged pink elephant, do you mean her pussy? Just wantin' to know
8: yes. exactly.
@7 -- Yeah, and it was even better cuz he was talking to ME, at an event in LA. He talks in a quiet kind of voice that while in the upper-mid register is clearly masculine, but somewhat vulnerable and...oh god...I need to quit typing now :-P
#7:
"About as sexy as wet toast."
don't know about wet toast, but Mrs. Lovett can make a damn tasty meat pie.
The "GOT MILK" placement- picture-perfect! ^..^
He's got to be gay, considering the plastic monstrosity he's married to.
A friend of mine was working for a recording studio in LA and Courtney sent him to pick up something at her house. The maid didn't answer the door, so he called Courtney at the studio and she said to just break in through the window. So he does, the maid calls the cops, and when they call Courtney she denies knowing who he is. Fortunately the studio backed up his story, but he was PISSED at Courtney forevermore.
Fnarf @ 7,
I have a feeling they would be utilizing his mouth for something other than talking.
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