Slog - Comments on David Beckham is a Big Fag (Hag), Plus! Courtney’s Imaginary Burglars! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour In a recent interview David Beckham said: "I'm very honored to have the tag of gay icon." Well. I’m confident that I speak for all The Gays when I say that we’re just thrilled to be tagging you, David dear. Now please show us your penis. Please. And just because we haven’t heard anything from her in a spell, I give you Old Widow Cobain (if I may dust off that old chestnut) and her massive delusions: "Courtney Love is "devastated" after a pair of $100,000 pink diamond earrings was stolen from her New York hotel room on Wednesday. According... Copyright 2008 Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:32:19 -0800 Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:25:56 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Wolf Puh-leez. Beckham's not even remotely attractive.

]]> Wolf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884521 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884521 Celeb Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:42:22 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe I'd probably do him. I'd prefer it if he didn't shave his bod, but whatevs.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884524 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884524 Celeb Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:45:18 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball Becks is my perfect man, full stop.

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884531 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884531 Celeb Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:49:15 -0800 Comment by S. Todd for 3:
I'll shave him then, if you prefer; then you can do him.

]]> S. Todd http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884533 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884533 Celeb Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:50:41 -0800 Comment by Touring IMO, Fuck that murdering bitch. She's the reason today that we have to listen to hip hop shit.

]]> Touring http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884535 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884535 Celeb Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:52:43 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball @4 -- I'll take him however he, um, comes.

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884540 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884540 Celeb Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:57:52 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Haven't you folks ever heard him TALK? Christ. About as sexy as wet toast.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884555 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884555 Celeb Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:08:14 -0800 Comment by Lobo re: Courtney's lost earrings - by finding them under the winged pink elephant, do you mean her pussy? Just wantin' to know

]]> Lobo http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884556 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884556 Celeb Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:08:15 -0800 Comment by adrian 8: yes. exactly.

]]> adrian http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884557 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884557 Celeb Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:09:10 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball @7 -- Yeah, and it was even better cuz he was talking to ME, at an event in LA. He talks in a quiet kind of voice that while in the upper-mid register is clearly masculine, but somewhat vulnerable and...oh god...I need to quit typing now :-P

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884561 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884561 Celeb Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:11:45 -0800 Comment by S. Todd #7:
"About as sexy as wet toast."

don't know about wet toast, but Mrs. Lovett can make a damn tasty meat pie.

]]> S. Todd http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884566 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884566 Celeb Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:13:35 -0800 Comment by herbert browne The "GOT MILK" placement- picture-perfect! ^..^

]]> herbert browne http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884575 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884575 Celeb Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:20:59 -0800 Comment by Greg He's got to be gay, considering the plastic monstrosity he's married to.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884582 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884582 Celeb Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:25:23 -0800 Comment by Irena A friend of mine was working for a recording studio in LA and Courtney sent him to pick up something at her house. The maid didn't answer the door, so he called Courtney at the studio and she said to just break in through the window. So he does, the maid calls the cops, and when they call Courtney she denies knowing who he is. Fortunately the studio backed up his story, but he was PISSED at Courtney forevermore.

]]> Irena http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884603 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884603 Celeb Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:49:48 -0800 Comment by Y.F. Fnarf @ 7,

I have a feeling they would be utilizing his mouth for something other than talking.

]]> Y.F. http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884636 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/david_beckham_is_a_big_fag_hag_plus_cour#c884636 Celeb Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:25:56 -0800