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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Re: Kill Whitey

posted by on November 21 at 13:12 PM

Remember this?

Minnesota Woman Shoots Rare Albino Deer on Opening Day of Hunting Season.

According to an email from Slog tipper Mark, Its Royal Chalkiness has apparently been reincarnated in Rhinelander, Wisconsin:

A once in many lifetimes experience! I saw this lil’ feller run out in front of a car— thought it was a lost baby goat. Stopped to get it, and WOW!! A real Albino Whitetail Deer. Just hours old, but doing fine. No Momma deer around. Another car nearly hit it in front of me …

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Guess they’re not so rare after all. Or maybe this one has been reincarnated and will grow up to hunt that woman down in her nursing home and gnaw her neck off.

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1

Rhinelander? Awesome. It's a good thing they found it before the Hodag ate it.

Posted by Levislade | November 21, 2007 1:29 PM
2

Fantastic!!

Posted by Michigan Matt | November 21, 2007 1:30 PM
3

Aw, Satan's pet dear. Anyone else getting Woodland Critter Christmas flashbacks?

Posted by monkey | November 21, 2007 1:30 PM
4

Am I freak for thinking it would be cool to have a baby deer as a pet? Well, until it grows up then kill it for meat.

Posted by Just Me | November 21, 2007 1:32 PM
5

Looks tasty...mighty tasty.

Posted by Hernandez | November 21, 2007 1:34 PM
6

The Vengence of the Albino Deer would make a great movie.

Posted by exelizabeth | November 21, 2007 1:41 PM
7

Good thing he picked it up. The mother probably abandoned the poor thing - albino animals tend to die pretty quickly in the wild.

Posted by Greg | November 21, 2007 1:43 PM
8

Pet deer are probably more common than pet ducks.


Probably.

Posted by marlon beach | November 21, 2007 1:45 PM
9

Two words-

Venison!

Well... One word then...

Posted by Madge-YoursoakingINIT! | November 21, 2007 1:54 PM
10

My father's hiking group passed around that photo, and another of the same animal, on their mailing list last year. Old news.

Posted by Emily | November 21, 2007 2:09 PM
11

Oh, and the originating email that time said that a hiker found it in the woods, not running in front of a car, and made note of his own sneaker behind the fawn for size comparison.

Posted by Emily | November 21, 2007 2:10 PM
12

Hmmm. I'm thinking photoshop. Those eyes look utterly unnatural, even for albino. The whole post reeks of BS.

Posted by SDA in SEA | November 21, 2007 2:17 PM
13

devil deer! devil deer!

two related tales:
1. the least enjoyable of my grandmother's husbands was a john wayne look-alike, marine colonel. called me and asked me to come over one afternoon when i was around 15. turns out he just needed to show someone the pure, snow-white pheasant he had killed that day. true quote: "never saw one before, never knew they existed. aren't you glad i killed it so you could see it?"

2. 1st grade, whitewater rafting on the clackamas river in OR. baby deer, almost drowned, middle of river on rocks. saved. became pet. brought to school, played with dogs, came in house. neighbor fed it ferns over the fence. oops, poisonous! deer died. first time i saw my mother cry.

sincerely,
diggum

ps. gramma dumped idiot 'grampa' who died shortly after, but no one in the family told me for almost 3 years!

Posted by diggum | November 21, 2007 2:31 PM
14

#1 is my hero for knowing the Hodag! Go northwoods!

Posted by BC | November 21, 2007 3:19 PM
15

Albino or white deer and other animals are sacred for their rarity to most of our Native American tribespeople, but they also have a legend that says that too many albino animals appearing is a portent that something is out of alignment in the ecosystem...

Posted by Peter | November 21, 2007 3:22 PM
16

I think that's a chihuahua, not a deer.

Posted by M | November 21, 2007 7:27 PM
17

I'm from Wisconsin, and when I was in high school several years ago an albino deer was donated to our school. It was hit by a truck, but they fixed it up so it looked fine. It's on display near the office. Ah, rural towns.

Posted by ali | November 22, 2007 10:25 AM

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