News My Incredibly Juvenile Inner Monologue As I Was Reading a Seattle PI Article
posted by November 12 at 13:20 PMon
The Oregon Environmental Council this spring tested the blood and urine of 10 Oregonians for almost 30 toxic chemicals. The results are back and each person had at least nine of the chemicals in their bodies.
Ha-Ha! Take that, Portland! You seem to be the apple of everbody’s eye right now, but look at your terrible toxic secret!
Other studies have shown similar levels in residents of Washington and other states.
“I was surprised I had that much in me of so many different things,” he said.
No, That’s what SHE said! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!