??!! Kink Slave in Pink Speedo Tied Up on Broadway
posted by on November 30 at 10:41 AM
From Slog tipper Matt Dawsey:
So.
This morning was so weird and wonderful it is what my friend Spencer would call a “Magickal occurrence.” Chris and I were walking down to the gym around 7 am and we passed by the Tullys on Pike and Broadway, making our way by the gallery that’s right behind the coffee shop. I saw a figure that was standing next to the gated entrance and I thought it was the woman who is usually out there sweeping the sidewalk. As I passed by I looked to the right and saw that it wasn’t the woman, it was a 50ish looking man with a cap on his head who had this startled look in his eyes. I jumped a little since I wasn’t expecting him and then kept walking. I mentioned it to Chris and he said “um, you didn’t notice the pink Speedo with the hard on he was sporting? Or the fact that he was chained to that gate?” I looked back and yes he was wearing a pink Speedo over some black bike pants and it did look like he had a little something bulging down there. I couldn’t make out the chains but I’ll take Chris’ word on that. So of course we keep walking, what else were we going to do? I thought we should have taken a picture but by that point we had walked too far down the street. I figured it was a little early in the morning for public chaining fetishists, but what do I know? We called the Tullys since we know the people that work there and asked if they had seen the pink Speedo guy. The manager burst out laughing and said he had already talked to the man. Apparently he was just waiting for his friends to come and get him.
I’m still trying to process what I saw. I’m hoping it’s a sign that the holidays are going to be extra special this year.
this is the fucking best story ever. the manager of that tully's is totally my best friend from high school. i am going to have to ask him for details.
I would have rubbed his bulge.
man in speedo on cold morning -- keep walking. man in speedo on cold morning with hard on -- look but keep walking. man in speedo on cold morning with hard on chained to a fence -- take photo and keep walking or call neighboring business later to follow-up. ah! capitol hill! how i love you!
Is this the same guy who was reported to Last Days by a hot tipper a few months ago?
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 11
Speaking of kooky kinks: "This morning I was walking around Green Lake with a friend," writes Hot Tipper Amy. "We noticed a middle-aged guy tying some ropes to a picnic table. I figured he was a mountain climber or, uh, something—but then he crawled on top of the table, laid down spread-eagled, and tied himself four ways to Sunday. He was wearing pink women's underwear on top of black tights, a corset, and a teeny tiny boner. And a parka on top! (Oh, so Seattle.) He just lay there, ready and waiting for I'm not sure what. When I drove past later, he was gone."
All day long, you're going to have good luck. Everyone has their omens; you just gotta wait and they'll come. Last week I saw a woman do a cartoon-classic slip on the sidewalk. Later that day, I got a raise.
Its good to see that Capitol Hill is still maintaining some of its charm.
I was Dan being a role model. Ya know, GGG and all...
Were you, Ecce? I'm impressed. These new meds of yours are working.
OMG: that is too hilarious! I love a city that can have a guy in pink speedos strapped to a wall wandering around for fun. Gotta love it! Reminds me of one day when I was walking to class (this is in Portland) and I looked over to a car parked on the street, because there was some noise coming from it only to realize (to my shock) that there were two people having sex right there in the car! It was actually a plus-sized white woman and a large black man. I almost screamed, but I didn't know what to do, so I just kept walking! Oh yeah, and their window was open, they were in the back seat and it was the middle of the afternoon and the woman was moaning LOUDLY!!! Has anyone else ever had that kind of thing happen to them???
a couple years ago going northbound on I-5, around 80th NE or so, in moderately heavy traffic, a big luxury car passed us, driven by an attractive Asian woman. In the back seat, (no tinted windows) a guy in a suit was sitting in the middle, with a naked woman straddling him, and they were almost there. The car was traveling very fast and by the time it registered with me, it was a speck somewhere down the road..... I'm sure I will never see something like that again.
That was Dan being a role model, you know GGG and all...
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