2008 Dodd-ing Up Your Thursday
posted by November 1 at 12:45 PM
onPosted by Ryan S. Jackson
If you like campaign commercials aimed at the burgeoning “folksy elderly people who just want results!” demographic, Senator Chris Dodd’s newest campaign ad for the Iowa caucus is up. I’m not sure if “Why not Chris Dodd?” is a compelling campaign narrative, but it would seem anything would be worth a try at this point.
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as sad as it may seem, I like chris dodd more than any of the rest of the democrat field.
I thought Dodd won the debate, with Obama a close second.
Kucinich would have pulled third, but the UFO thing killed him. Even if he told the truth, an admirable trait nowadays.
The correct answer to the question "have you ever seen a UFO?" is "Fuck you! What the fuck is your problem? Get the fuck out of my face, you moron."
Not "dweeble dweeble dwee, why yes, I have got a bag of butterflies, you delicious creature, you!"
for fnarf:
while both responses are pretty good, why not mix-n-match 'em for better effect?
something like:
"dweeble dweeble dwee, you moron, What the fuck is your problem? I have got a bag of butterflies, why yes Get the fuck out of my face, you delicious creature, you!"
happiness points for that: ultra+10.
eeeep. you moronic delicious butterfly.
When I think of folksy old people I think of Wilford Brimly. God I hate that guy. That's why I loved that lawyer movie where Tom Cruise knocks him down and kicks him. Or the movie The Thing where they lock him in the storage shed and as they're talking to him through the door you can see a hangman's noose hanging from the ceiling. I thought, "do it Wilford, just do it." Wait...who's Dodd again?
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