HE IS RISEN!!!

LOL!! The hat is MINE red-headed child! Victory is Mine!!

WOW you were able to afford the steep $20 Dina Martina ticket. I bet you're gunna buy one of those pricey condos going up where BUS TOP and CHA CHA are. You can afford another hat just like that one, they make them by the millions in El Salvador

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umm...jesus.

you have a picture of your now-missing hat?

You consider $20 steep Sargon? I can only imagine the amount of bile you must vent at the typical Paramount or 5th Avenue patron, not to mention symphony or opera ticket-holders.

I suspect Sargon's entertainment comes in 25-cent intervals.

All of you are mean mean mean yuppies, I hate you all! @7 my entertainment is FREE I read the SLOG!

Dina is worth 10.00, not twenty. Screw the cunt.

I agree ticket prices are out of control.

Wow. All this over a missing hat.

first of all, what is this thing you call "paying"? jesus. pay!? ME?! surely you kid. i do not "pay". and point b) if anyone is worth $20, it's dina fucking martina. curse your foul fingers! i have spoken. that is all.

Dina sells out at $20. She'd probably sell out at $30. Think of that as a little $10 gift with a 'j'. What's she worth? I'd pay $50 to see her, and I'd do it every time she had a new show. And I'm not rich, like, at all.

Adrian, I'm sorry to inform you that that hat is hideous, and would look ugly on anyone, including you.

Consider yourself well rid of the thing.

Remember Ms Martina's Bumbershoot coming out preformance? Gheezuz (Or Jesus for those that practise Judy-ism) it was the best laugh I've had in all of my 24 years. The first time we all saw those camel toes no one stopped laughing in horror. Ms. Martina, return to the good olde days when you were young and pretty, please!

For $20.00, you should be able to get an Ecuadoran to knit you a new hat personally.

And clean your pool.

genevieve is a genius. all others stop talking. @5 is the only comment worthy of being here.

I would be happy to knit you a new hat. I think I can get pretty close to what you show in the picture. It would be my (insert holiday of choice) present to the slog.

Who steals and wears a used hat? Much-loved hats, even belonging to people as God-approachingly clean as Adrian undoubtedly is, have...a taint. A smell of head. It is a lovely hat, but I am surprised someone found it so lovely that they were able to close their mind to Adrian-hat-smell.

I found a pink hat on the ground after the Macy's parade on Friday, do you want it?

@18...

Everyone (including hats) have a taint....

I remember the first time I noticed it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Anm44OEkFFk

Adrian, I'm sorry to tell you this, but your hat is kinda nasty looking. If anyone actually found it, they probably immediately threw it away....Or burned it.

I'll get you a new one. But you have to take care of somebody for me in order for this to happen. Glock glock/hush hush.

The hat looks like dog hair from a sweat shop in Bangladesh....piece of two dollar crap.

My best fried died on Sat. All I want to do is cry, and cry. He was a peach of a guy, one of a kind.

Faerie sweet faerie, ho to the eternal cosmic journey. Ho to join the angels for surely tis your due.

And Adrian lost his fucking dog hair hat.

i can't believe somebody just blamed me and my hat for the death of their faerie.

The Intelligent Designer moves in mysterious ways....

Are you a dirty hippie? Because that's a dirty hippie hat. A dirty, crunchy, shower-needing, vegan-eating, organic coop-shopping, housecat-hoarding, public breastfeeding, pot-smoking dirty hippie hat.

How good could it have looked on you anyway? It's a fucking stocking-cap.