Slog - Comments on A Confidential Message to the Dina Martina Hat Stealer...

Comment by pancakes

pancakes — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:42:15 -0800

HE IS RISEN!!!

Comment by Stewie Griffin

Stewie Griffin — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:42:47 -0800

LOL!! The hat is MINE red-headed child! Victory is Mine!!

Comment by Sargon Bighorn

Sargon Bighorn — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:12:47 -0800

WOW you were able to afford the steep $20 Dina Martina ticket. I bet you're gunna buy one of those pricey condos going up where BUS TOP and CHA CHA are. You can afford another hat just like that one, they make them by the millions in El Salvador

Comment by adrian

adrian — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:15:51 -0800

@ 3
umm...jesus.

Comment by genevieve

genevieve — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:20:41 -0800

you have a picture of your now-missing hat?

Comment by COMTE

COMTE — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:24:23 -0800

You consider $20 steep Sargon? I can only imagine the amount of bile you must vent at the typical Paramount or 5th Avenue patron, not to mention symphony or opera ticket-holders.

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:35:41 -0800

I suspect Sargon's entertainment comes in 25-cent intervals.

Comment by Sargon Bighorn

Sargon Bighorn — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:45:52 -0800

All of you are mean mean mean yuppies, I hate you all! @7 my entertainment is FREE I read the SLOG!

Comment by Karla

Karla — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:48:50 -0800

Dina is worth 10.00, not twenty. Screw the cunt.

I agree ticket prices are out of control.

Comment by DaiBando

DaiBando — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:51:41 -0800

Wow. All this over a missing hat.

Comment by adrian

adrian — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:55:25 -0800

first of all, what is this thing you call "paying"? jesus. pay!? ME?! surely you kid. i do not "pay". and point b) if anyone is worth $20, it's dina fucking martina. curse your foul fingers! i have spoken. that is all.

Comment by erostratus

erostratus — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:57:10 -0800

Dina sells out at $20. She'd probably sell out at $30. Think of that as a little $10 gift with a 'j'. What's she worth? I'd pay $50 to see her, and I'd do it every time she had a new show. And I'm not rich, like, at all.

Comment by SDA in SEA

SDA in SEA — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:40:10 -0800

Adrian, I'm sorry to inform you that that hat is hideous, and would look ugly on anyone, including you.

Consider yourself well rid of the thing.

Comment by Sargon Bighorn

Sargon Bighorn — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:48:26 -0800

Remember Ms Martina's Bumbershoot coming out preformance? Gheezuz (Or Jesus for those that practise Judy-ism) it was the best laugh I've had in all of my 24 years. The first time we all saw those camel toes no one stopped laughing in horror. Ms. Martina, return to the good olde days when you were young and pretty, please!

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:01:13 -0800

For $20.00, you should be able to get an Ecuadoran to knit you a new hat personally.

And clean your pool.

Comment by 3mily wh1te

3mily wh1te — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:24:35 -0800

genevieve is a genius. all others stop talking. @5 is the only comment worthy of being here.

Comment by TheKnitter

TheKnitter — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:26:58 -0800

I would be happy to knit you a new hat. I think I can get pretty close to what you show in the picture. It would be my (insert holiday of choice) present to the slog.

Comment by Liz Upton

Liz Upton — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:26:55 -0800

Who steals and wears a used hat? Much-loved hats, even belonging to people as God-approachingly clean as Adrian undoubtedly is, have...a taint. A smell of head. It is a lovely hat, but I am surprised someone found it so lovely that they were able to close their mind to Adrian-hat-smell.

Comment by Suz

Suz — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 15:12:27 -0800

I found a pink hat on the ground after the Macy's parade on Friday, do you want it?

Comment by cunei4m

cunei4m — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 15:43:16 -0800

@18...

Everyone (including hats) have a taint....

I remember the first time I noticed it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Anm44OEkFFk

Comment by Y.F.

Y.F. — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:47:47 -0800

Adrian, I'm sorry to tell you this, but your hat is kinda nasty looking. If anyone actually found it, they probably immediately threw it away....Or burned it.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:20:10 -0800

I'll get you a new one. But you have to take care of somebody for me in order for this to happen. Glock glock/hush hush.

Comment by Freddy

Freddy — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:46:25 -0800

The hat looks like dog hair from a sweat shop in Bangladesh....piece of two dollar crap.

My best fried died on Sat. All I want to do is cry, and cry. He was a peach of a guy, one of a kind.

Faerie sweet faerie, ho to the eternal cosmic journey. Ho to join the angels for surely tis your due.

And Adrian lost his fucking dog hair hat.

Comment by adrian

adrian — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:30:31 -0800

i can't believe somebody just blamed me and my hat for the death of their faerie.

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:40:51 -0800

The Intelligent Designer moves in mysterious ways....

Comment by Hoyt Clagwell

Hoyt Clagwell — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:44:16 -0800

Are you a dirty hippie? Because that's a dirty hippie hat. A dirty, crunchy, shower-needing, vegan-eating, organic coop-shopping, housecat-hoarding, public breastfeeding, pot-smoking dirty hippie hat.

How good could it have looked on you anyway? It's a fucking stocking-cap.