Religion Youth Pastor Watch
posted by on October 31 at 9:11 AM
After allegedly performing oral sex on a 15-year-old boy, James Wilkerson—the boy’s karate teacher and youth minister—told the teen, now 16, it was to improve his martial-arts skills, the teen testified yesterday in Family Court….During a retreat to Ocean City, Md., in January, [Wilkerson] woke the boy up by giving him oral sex while another adult group leader and two other boys slept in the same room, the teen said.
“He told me that now I was a part of his family and that now all of his secrets would become mine,” the teen testified. “He told me that in order to become a great martial artist, I would have to do things that normal people wouldn’t necessarily do. He said I had to become a bisexual.”
Well duh, all the best ninjas are bi.
What monkey said.
Well, that explains THIS:
http://www.nndb.com/people/555/000023486/ralph-macchio-autograph.jpg
I have that step down... now when do I get to be a great martial arts master?
sometimes child abuse is pretty funny.
Child molestation really sucks (no pun intended, seriously) but this is a reputation gays can get behind:
Watch out! That queer you're harassing just might be a martial arts master waiting to kick your ass!
Are there any youth pastors who aren't pervos?
"Wax-on, Wax-off Daniel-san. Here, let me help you..."
That is totally hilarious. How on earth does that even pop into someone's head?
"What am I doing? Why, I'm initiating you into a secret martial arts practice. We have had oral sex and now all my secrets are yours!"
I mean, wow...
Well, hell, I oughta be a major sen-sei then, if that's all it takes.
I am going to use that as an excuse the next time I want a bj. "It's for my karate class!"
I think I saw this plot in movie once.
No, he's totally right. You guys have seen The Karate Kid, right?
Gives a whole new meaning to "Enter the Dragon"...
I think they call that technique Fellatikido.
No wonder all the queers at my dojo kick so much ass.
Pink Belt?
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