Celeb Bobby Brown’s Heart Explodes a Little!
posted by on October 10 at 14:01 PM
It’s just been reported by two great sources that source great together that the tortured, tragic, broken heart of Bobby Brown has finally CRACKED, and he was just rushed madly to an emergency room where it was confirmed that he was suffering from an itsy wee bit of the cardiac arrest.
“It’s a serious condition,” reports Bobby’s lawyer. “I’m very concerned about him. But he’s in good spirits…and very happy with the outpouring of calls and messages.”
The publicists in this troubling case are attributing Bobby’s dire straights to “diet and stress”, but the doctors, nurses, janitors and everybody else on the planet are blaming crack and Whitney fucking Houston.
Huh. For a year now I thought he was dead.
Hmm, are they blaming Whitney because she stopped letting him use her as a punching bag? I mean it must be hard for the guy, nobody to hit in the face... All that pent up aggression could cause cardiac arrest. Poor Baby.
I totally agree with #2. Blaming this on Whitney? She was not around to have the shit beat out of her? She found her back bone and got the hell away from that asshole?
Tina and Ike Turner all over again.
You cannot possibly blame Bobby Brown for Whitney's falling-on-doorknobs syndrome.
Mr, Poe, go immediately to your room and suck on a gummy bear. This comment and the rope comment in a previous thread, wicked, wicked!!!
They are making me laugh too much!
I'm so happy cuz I'm a gummy bear! GUMMY BEAR!
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