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I think I'd actually read If I Didn’t Do It, I Fucking Should Have. Sounds more personable.
excellent reporting, adrian. thanks for the update. you mean we might have to got to war over madonna? can't we just appoint cris crocker us embarrassador to tell iran to leave her alone?
I thought his next book would be titled "Yeah, I did it. It's called Double Jeopardy so SUCK IT, BITCHES!"
I was at a Pink Martini concert on Sunday night, and Carol Channing was a special guest, and you'll be happy to know that her diamond dress? Has been found.
The concert also involved her berating a ninety year old French dude for stumbling over the words to "There's no Business Like Show Business."
Carol Channing=Crazy=Crazy Awesome=Awesome
You missed a spot .. OJ's sequel to his book, which will cover his recent legal battle, will be called "Oops, If I Did It Again".
Oops! You slogged her again.
@5
bravo!
po, po britney, just can't get a break. first the kids back in her craw, then the piss tests...what next? declaration of said craw as a national monument?
nah! the ceasar we call bush needs to drop brit like a bomb on iran if anyone tries to touch the madonna then, bam, she opens her legs, out pops the zombie channing...madonna chanting dreidel's will confuse the zombie into thinking the iranians are sparkly dresses....there ya go!
solves a crisis.
Myyyyyy drrrraaaaaayyyyyesssssssh….I waaaaaant myyyyyyyyyy DRAAAAYYYYYYYESSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!
YOU need to make that pop-up book - "Did I do it?". Because it's brilliant and it really needs to exist!
For what it's worth, Carol Channing is still alive...
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theoretically.
Ronald "Regan" ?? You mean Reagan, right?
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no. regan.
regan, schmegan, where's the green bile?
i WANT bile dammit!
Israel is preparing to attack Iran and it's important to soften American public opinion for the new phase of the war. I love the Madonna reference. It's a perfect distraction for the goyium.
Madonnna has the nerve to study books meant only for forty year old Jewish men. As a goyium this is bad enough, but women are not supposed to study Zohar or Keter. It's for Jewish men only.
Of course if we can use Madonna in the media to justify Israel's attack on Iran, then some good may come from this idiot Shiksa.
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