Slog - Comments on Leave OJ Simpson ALONE! It’s Adrian’s Occasional Midweek Celebrity Thingy! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas In his newest book “If I Did It Again”, OJ Simpson explains precisely how he WOULD have hypothetically committed armed robbery in Las Vegas last week, had he actually DONE it, which, of course, he says he didn’t. Publisher’s are already raking in big figures on the 26-page, high-color pop-up, and have contracted the huge fucking liar (a filthy murderer who will sizzle like a sausage in hell’s deepest frying pan) to author three more books, “If I Did It Again, Again” and “If I Didn’t Do It, I Fucking Should Have”, and “Did I Do It? I Just Don't... Copyright 2008 Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:43:07 -0800 Wed, 19 Sep 2007 18:57:44 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Mr. Poe News we can use!

I think I'd actually read If I Didn’t Do It, I Fucking Should Have. Sounds more personable.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c806969 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c806969 Celeb Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:01:37 -0800 Comment by ellarosa excellent reporting, adrian. thanks for the update. you mean we might have to got to war over madonna? can't we just appoint cris crocker us embarrassador to tell iran to leave her alone?

]]> ellarosa http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c806981 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c806981 Celeb Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:15:37 -0800 Comment by monkey I thought his next book would be titled "Yeah, I did it. It's called Double Jeopardy so SUCK IT, BITCHES!"

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c806982 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c806982 Celeb Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:20:11 -0800 Comment by arduous I was at a Pink Martini concert on Sunday night, and Carol Channing was a special guest, and you'll be happy to know that her diamond dress? Has been found.

The concert also involved her berating a ninety year old French dude for stumbling over the words to "There's no Business Like Show Business."

Carol Channing=Crazy=Crazy Awesome=Awesome

]]> arduous http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807016 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807016 Celeb Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:52:04 -0800 Comment by --MC You missed a spot .. OJ's sequel to his book, which will cover his recent legal battle, will be called "Oops, If I Did It Again".

]]> --MC http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807025 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807025 Celeb Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:57:18 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Cannonball!

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807028 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807028 Celeb Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:59:12 -0800 Comment by Original Andrew Oops! You slogged her again.

]]> Original Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807034 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807034 Celeb Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:04:12 -0800 Comment by adrian! @5
bravo!

]]> adrian! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807054 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807054 Celeb Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:22:56 -0800 Comment by berlin po, po britney, just can't get a break. first the kids back in her craw, then the piss tests...what next? declaration of said craw as a national monument?

nah! the ceasar we call bush needs to drop brit like a bomb on iran if anyone tries to touch the madonna then, bam, she opens her legs, out pops the zombie channing...madonna chanting dreidel's will confuse the zombie into thinking the iranians are sparkly dresses....there ya go!
solves a crisis.

Myyyyyy drrrraaaaaayyyyyesssssssh….I waaaaaant myyyyyyyyyy DRAAAAYYYYYYYESSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!

]]> berlin http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807081 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807081 Celeb Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:46:10 -0800 Comment by Some person YOU need to make that pop-up book - "Did I do it?". Because it's brilliant and it really needs to exist!

]]> Some person http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807090 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807090 Celeb Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:52:01 -0800 Comment by bigyaz For what it's worth, Carol Channing is still alive...

]]> bigyaz http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807124 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807124 Celeb Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:31:13 -0800 Comment by adrian! @11
theoretically.

]]> adrian! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807134 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807134 Celeb Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:40:34 -0800 Comment by andy niable Ronald "Regan" ?? You mean Reagan, right?

]]> andy niable http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807180 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807180 Celeb Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:18:24 -0800 Comment by adrian! @ 13
no. regan.

]]> adrian! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807237 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807237 Celeb Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:28:36 -0800 Comment by berlin regan, schmegan, where's the green bile?

i WANT bile dammit!

]]> berlin http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807538 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807538 Celeb Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:29:43 -0800 Comment by Issur Israel is preparing to attack Iran and it's important to soften American public opinion for the new phase of the war. I love the Madonna reference. It's a perfect distraction for the goyium.

Madonnna has the nerve to study books meant only for forty year old Jewish men. As a goyium this is bad enough, but women are not supposed to study Zohar or Keter. It's for Jewish men only.

Of course if we can use Madonna in the media to justify Israel's attack on Iran, then some good may come from this idiot Shiksa.

]]> Issur http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807600 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/09/leave_oj_simpson_alone_its_adrians_occas#c807600 Celeb Wed, 19 Sep 2007 18:57:44 -0800