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Monday, September 17, 2007

Drugs Emailed Haikus Presented Without Comment

posted by Ari Spool on September 17 at 10:28 AM

From: Jonah Spangenthal-Lee
Subject: the twitch
Date: September 17, 2007 10:22:56 AM PDT
To: Ari Spool

Mmm energy drinks
I’m a giant hummingbird
It’s cheaper than meth

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This is why I refuse to touch Red Bull. Hell, one can is enough to induce hummingbird-ness

Posted by arandomdude | September 17, 2007 10:44 AM
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I stopped drinking coffee for a couple weeks, and survived the withdrawal syndrome... Then I had a vivid dream about drinking a cup of coffee, so I indulged that morning, and spent the next three hours cracked out of my mind. Never have I been so convinced that if pot is illegal, so should coffee be.

Posted by Katelyn | September 17, 2007 10:54 AM
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Um, make that caffeine--of any sort.

Posted by Katelyn | September 17, 2007 10:55 AM

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