Arts Genius Party 2007: Scotch and Light Stalking
posted by on September 17 at 10:24 AM
On Friday night, a whole bunch of artsy Seattle types learned something that homeless Seattle types have known for years: Getting drunk at the library is fun.
Other things I learned at the 2007 Genius Awards Party at the Seattle Central Library:
*Being in a room with someone you’ve seen get into really embarassing fights with his boyfriend on television—specifically, Brandon from Bravo’s Showdogs Moms & Dads—is odd. (You know so much about them, they know nothing about you, and you can’t stop lightly stalking them.)
*Professional librarians can do impressive things with rolling book carts.
*Theater Genius Amy Thone must play Eva Peron. (And Brendan Kiley looks nice with a moustache.)
*Scotch is a one-way ticket to Drunkistan.
(All photos by Peter Kearns.)
LIGHT stalking? i thought the stalking was pretty heavy, thank god. stalkers are the core of my sex life. bring 'em on.
I tossed a wicked wink at you, Mr. Schmader. Did you see?!
Dag, no! Sorry, try again sometime. However, I did meet Slog commentor Carolani, and it was everything I dreamed it would be.
Yeah she told me to find her. I figured it was possible until I started drinking. Sorry, Carollani.
I met Adrian. Which is really the only thing that matters. We're dating, apparently.
I think I started that rumor! But I'm glad it's coming true...
Oh, is it?
Well, at least you've met. In the world of gossip, that means you've been fucking for seven months.
I enjoyed it a lot, and plan on investigating library carts further.
I've secretly been sleeping with everybody at the Stranger for the past seven months. Including you. (Shh!)
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