I just threw up a little in my mouth. Thanks for that.

that picture is just disturbing.

And the poor guy had no place to go but up. Sad. He's even more deformed now.

WTF is up with his face?

Steroids and bad plastic surgery. The make-up doesn't help.

@4: I don't know. It's like he's sad and happy at the same time. What I do know is looking at him makes me want to cry.

And somehow he got passed over for the role of the Joker in the new Batman movie.

Oh the horror! I must see it in the flesh...

Anyone see the Flava Flav roast the other night? Carrot Top was NOT having a good time. Easy to mock, but sad as hell. Dude needs to write a book to let us know what's going on in there...

AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Can't you hide the "After" picture after a jump? We only need to see it once to be scarred forever...

Sad to say, my co-worker chose him, based on this picture, over Gary Busey in a game of "Who would you rather...". She hates that Gary Busey!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000997/
I think I opted out of that round of the game.

Living proof that having a bitchin' bod does NOT necessarily, make you hot...

it's like opening a beautifully wrapped Christmas present to find it contains a 12 pack of tube socks...THANKS, GRANDMA!!!

those are some scary nipples- well the whole damn thing is scary- Henry ROllins' letter cracked me up but those nipples really freak me out!

@9:
I saw it. That was some depressing shit. These might be the last days of Mr. Top.

I first bore witness to this new bod whilst Top was getting his mind freaked by Criss Angel.

The only thing worse than Carrot Top's breasts was Criss Angel's...well, everything about Criss Angel.

I ran into Carrot Top a couple years ago when I attended college in Orlando. What's fun about Mr. Top is that he likes to hit on the boys at the club, hint hint. I actually had him try to give me his number one time and invited me back to his home in Winter Park (right outside Orlando). Was going to see him tonight, but get creeped out everytime I think of him. Who knows, he will probably be on the hill at some point tonight.

@15

Yeah, we ran into him on a number of occasions as well. He's usually hiding in a bush in downtown Winter Park. Crying. Just kick him and he'll run off.

God I hate Orlando.

hes a gay

i would SOOOOOOOO let him do me

i really want to touch his chest a little bit

Y'all is crazy.

How have people not seen this picture before now

Hopefully the redesign will be less painful on mobile devices. The old design worked great on phones.

I can't wait to see the redesign! Weekly ritual of getting beer and takeout and mah Stranger, here I come!

Heath Ledger makes for weird casting in the new Batman flick. You totally know it should've been modern Carrot Top (no make up)

Say what you will about the guy, but his commentary for the Rules of Attraction DVD is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.