Comments on Owen Wilson Practically Dead, Begs for “Peace, Please!”

At least he didn't drive a motorbike into a house.

Call me strange but I think Owen Wilson is kinda cute. I mean, is he at least 6'2" Let me know! 'Cause I may stalk him!!! (kidding folks)

"Mmm, groceries make me so fuckin' horny. GRAB ME!" What?

Wow. You're right. Suicide is hilarious. Ask anyone who's lost someone to it. Non-stop fucking hilarious laff-fest. Jackals.

What's with the snarky tone of this post? The poor guy tried to kill himself.

i agree with 4. the guy is probably going through some tough times. would you want the media all over your business if that were the case for you? movie stars are people too.

and further more, the mere fact that he helped write the royal tenebaums ranks him as pretty respectable in my book.

Owen Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres are the same person, right?

Man, why couldn't someone have slipped him/her another few more fistfuls of pills?

Yeah what's with the tone? Are you relishing this? gosh.

adrian, your writing makes me want to never, ever read slog, the stranger, or any other publication willing to give you a platform.

luckily, you are pretty easy to ignore.

Oh, the tears of the Butterscotch Stallion are saddest tears of all.

Thanks Perez...I mean Adrian...again.

Tribal arm band tattoo and a latte from Starbucks... Nice! I never really got why people liked her, but this photo assures me, it's not for ME to "get".

There is too much Adrian! bashing going on in this thread. For that I am speechless, and offended.

tone? indeed. don't kill the messenger, people. he just might kill you back first.

Suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes,
And I can take or leave it if I please...

well, it's painless unless you aren't successful. Poor Owen? Yeah his life is SOOO tough! Suicide is for selfish people, attention whores and people who just can't deal. What was his biggest problem? Kate Hudson dumped his ass? Gimme a friggin break!

Where's the story on Hulk Hogan's son almost killing some guy while street racing? Huh?

i would echo that adrian ryan makes me question whether or not i want to read the stranger. the whole 'black irish' post was racist enough and more importantly for a journalist very badly researched.

Well, if your gf was Kate and she was snogging someone ...

Just glad he didn't jump off my bridge.

Maybe he was upset because someone sent him the script to another 'Shanghai Noon' sequel.

His desperate attempt to drum up a little excitement by adding the exclamation point to his name is pathetic. Like those stupid license plates that say "Utah!"

@15: You obviously have no clue about what suicide is or isn't. You are callous, bitter and uncaring. And hey, was that you who told me to jump off the freeway overpass in Seattle when I was PSYCHOTIC and my life held in the balance on the outside edge? Well, luckily the police grabbed me and pulled me back over the railing before I became road kill, but thank you and people like you very much for being assholes to people when they are in their lowest moments of life. I couldn't help being psychotic, but you can help being an asshole. GROW UP and quit being POO!

@19

Don't knock the exclamation. I use it every now and then when I'm feelin' frisky.

And FYI: the ruling in "Adrian! v. Utah!" clearly stated that Adrian! held all legal rights to the exclamation. The mormons have been bitter. ever. since.

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OWEN WILSON I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY
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ONCE AGAIN WHEN A CELEBRITY WHO HAS MAD US LAUGH MAKES A TRAGIC MASTAKE, WE CRUCIFY HIM!!!

FOR ALLYOU ASSHOLES WHO ARE MAKING SUCH STUPID COMMENTS, PUT YOURSELF IN HIS SHOES. DEPRESSION IS A SERIOUS ILLNESS. PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THEY ARE SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION MOST OF THE TIME, THEY JUST THINK THEY ARE HAVING A BAD DAY. YES, HES HAS ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD, THAT DOES NOT MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY. MAYBE FOR A WHILE. I ASK ALL THE STUPID AND SMART PEOPLE, "TO BE AT PEACE WITH THEMSELVES AND GOOD TO OTHERS, MAYBE THEN THIS WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE, BECAUSE WE ARE SO JADED AND COLD HARTED. WELCOME TO AMERICA.
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OWEN WILSON I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY!!!
FROM YOUR FRIEND TONY DIAZ

OWEN WILSON I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY
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ONCE AGAIN WHEN A CELEBRITY WHO HAS MAD US LAUGH MAKES A TRAGIC MASTAKE, WE CRUCIFY HIM!!!

FOR ALLYOU ASSHOLES WHO ARE MAKING SUCH STUPID COMMENTS, PUT YOURSELF IN HIS SHOES. DEPRESSION IS A SERIOUS ILLNESS. PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THEY ARE SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION MOST OF THE TIME, THEY JUST THINK THEY ARE HAVING A BAD DAY. YES, HES HAS ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD, THAT DOES NOT MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY. MAYBE FOR A WHILE. I ASK ALL THE STUPID AND SMART PEOPLE, "TO BE AT PEACE WITH THEMSELVES AND GOOD TO OTHERS, MAYBE THEN THIS WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE, BECAUSE WE ARE SO JADED AND COLD HARTED. WELCOME TO AMERICA.
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OWEN WILSON I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY!!!
FROM YOUR FRIEND TONY DIAZ

OWEN WILSON I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY
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ONCE AGAIN WHEN A CELEBRITY WHO HAS MAD US LAUGH MAKES A TRAGIC MASTAKE, WE CRUCIFY HIM!!!

FOR ALLYOU ASSHOLES WHO ARE MAKING SUCH STUPID COMMENTS, PUT YOURSELF IN HIS SHOES. DEPRESSION IS A SERIOUS ILLNESS. PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THEY ARE SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION MOST OF THE TIME, THEY JUST THINK THEY ARE HAVING A BAD DAY. YES, HES HAS ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD, THAT DOES NOT MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY. MAYBE FOR A WHILE. I ASK ALL THE STUPID AND SMART PEOPLE, "TO BE AT PEACE WITH THEMSELVES AND GOOD TO OTHERS, MAYBE THEN THIS WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE, BECAUSE WE ARE SO JADED AND COLD HARTED. WELCOME TO AMERICA.
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OWEN WILSON I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY!!!
FROM YOUR FRIEND TONY DIAZ

OWEN WILSON I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY
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ONCE AGAIN WHEN A CELEBRITY WHO HAS MAD US LAUGH MAKES A TRAGIC MASTAKE, WE CRUCIFY HIM!!!

FOR ALLYOU ASSHOLES WHO ARE MAKING SUCH STUPID COMMENTS, PUT YOURSELF IN HIS SHOES. DEPRESSION IS A SERIOUS ILLNESS. PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THEY ARE SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION MOST OF THE TIME, THEY JUST THINK THEY ARE HAVING A BAD DAY. YES, HES HAS ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD, THAT DOES NOT MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY. MAYBE FOR A WHILE. I ASK ALL THE STUPID AND SMART PEOPLE, "TO BE AT PEACE WITH THEMSELVES AND GOOD TO OTHERS, MAYBE THEN THIS WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE, BECAUSE WE ARE SO JADED AND COLD HARTED. WELCOME TO AMERICA.
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OWEN WILSON I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY!!!
FROM YOUR FRIEND TONY DIAZ