Slog - Comments on Owen Wilson Practically Dead, Begs for “Peace, Please!” http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe Late last night, whist you and I dreamed of the no fucking Simpson’s (God damn you, “Teen Choice Awards!”) dark and terrible things were going down in the life and in the stomach of one certain Owen Wilson. Sources at the source report that at approximately 12:15PM, Mr. Wilson and that strange nose of his were madly rushed to an emergency room for a frantic stomach pumping, as the poor guy seemed to have downed several fist and/or bucketfuls of an unspecified toxic substance (Klonipin? Glue? The sperm of Ryan Seacrest? Speculation is pointless), in a confusing and apparent attempt... Copyright 2008 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:34:27 -0800 Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:20:52 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Ryan At least he didn't drive a motorbike into a house.

]]> Ryan http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791396 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791396 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:51:29 -0800 Comment by Just Me Call me strange but I think Owen Wilson is kinda cute. I mean, is he at least 6'2" Let me know! 'Cause I may stalk him!!! (kidding folks)

]]> Just Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791398 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791398 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:52:22 -0800 Comment by Gloria "Mmm, groceries make me so fuckin' horny. GRAB ME!" What?

]]> Gloria http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791402 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791402 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:54:38 -0800 Comment by trmn Wow. You're right. Suicide is hilarious. Ask anyone who's lost someone to it. Non-stop fucking hilarious laff-fest. Jackals.

]]> trmn http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791407 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791407 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:56:44 -0800 Comment by Mark What's with the snarky tone of this post? The poor guy tried to kill himself.

]]> Mark http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791410 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791410 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:02:08 -0800 Comment by rob i agree with 4. the guy is probably going through some tough times. would you want the media all over your business if that were the case for you? movie stars are people too.

and further more, the mere fact that he helped write the royal tenebaums ranks him as pretty respectable in my book.

]]> rob http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791414 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791414 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:03:51 -0800 Comment by Peter Owen Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres are the same person, right?

Man, why couldn't someone have slipped him/her another few more fistfuls of pills?

]]> Peter http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791418 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791418 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:05:27 -0800 Comment by um Yeah what's with the tone? Are you relishing this? gosh.

]]> um http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791424 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791424 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:08:39 -0800 Comment by kerri harrop adrian, your writing makes me want to never, ever read slog, the stranger, or any other publication willing to give you a platform.

luckily, you are pretty easy to ignore.

]]> kerri harrop http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791425 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791425 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:09:16 -0800 Comment by chris Oh, the tears of the Butterscotch Stallion are saddest tears of all.

]]> chris http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791427 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791427 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:13:03 -0800 Comment by ............ Thanks Perez...I mean Adrian...again.

]]> ............ http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791436 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791436 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:22:43 -0800 Comment by Dougsf Tribal arm band tattoo and a latte from Starbucks... Nice! I never really got why people liked her, but this photo assures me, it's not for ME to "get".

]]> Dougsf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791452 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791452 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:38:58 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe There is too much Adrian! bashing going on in this thread. For that I am speechless, and offended.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791463 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791463 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:44:06 -0800 Comment by adrian! tone? indeed. don't kill the messenger, people. he just might kill you back first.

]]> adrian! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791469 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791469 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:46:33 -0800 Comment by FS Suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes,
And I can take or leave it if I please...


well, it's painless unless you aren't successful. Poor Owen? Yeah his life is SOOO tough! Suicide is for selfish people, attention whores and people who just can't deal. What was his biggest problem? Kate Hudson dumped his ass? Gimme a friggin break!

Where's the story on Hulk Hogan's son almost killing some guy while street racing? Huh?

]]> FS http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791508 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791508 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:24:04 -0800 Comment by J i would echo that adrian ryan makes me question whether or not i want to read the stranger. the whole 'black irish' post was racist enough and more importantly for a journalist very badly researched.

]]> J http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791534 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791534 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:55:57 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Well, if your gf was Kate and she was snogging someone ...

Just glad he didn't jump off my bridge.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791546 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791546 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 17:01:13 -0800 Comment by Jessica Maybe he was upset because someone sent him the script to another 'Shanghai Noon' sequel.

]]> Jessica http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791576 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791576 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 17:33:58 -0800 Comment by Adrian's a douche His desperate attempt to drum up a little excitement by adding the exclamation point to his name is pathetic. Like those stupid license plates that say "Utah!"

]]> Adrian's a douche http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791650 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791650 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:07:30 -0800 Comment by Kristin Bell @15: You obviously have no clue about what suicide is or isn't. You are callous, bitter and uncaring. And hey, was that you who told me to jump off the freeway overpass in Seattle when I was PSYCHOTIC and my life held in the balance on the outside edge? Well, luckily the police grabbed me and pulled me back over the railing before I became road kill, but thank you and people like you very much for being assholes to people when they are in their lowest moments of life. I couldn't help being psychotic, but you can help being an asshole. GROW UP and quit being POO!

]]> Kristin Bell http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791692 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791692 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:14:44 -0800 Comment by UNPAID BLOGGER! @19

Don't knock the exclamation. I use it every now and then when I'm feelin' frisky.

And FYI: the ruling in "Adrian! v. Utah!" clearly stated that Adrian! held all legal rights to the exclamation. The mormons have been bitter. ever. since.

word.

]]> UNPAID BLOGGER! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791729 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c791729 Celeb Mon, 27 Aug 2007 23:44:40 -0800 Comment by Tony OWEN WILSON I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY
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ONCE AGAIN WHEN A CELEBRITY WHO HAS MAD US LAUGH MAKES A TRAGIC MASTAKE, WE CRUCIFY HIM!!!

FOR ALLYOU ASSHOLES WHO ARE MAKING SUCH STUPID COMMENTS, PUT YOURSELF IN HIS SHOES. DEPRESSION IS A SERIOUS ILLNESS. PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THEY ARE SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION MOST OF THE TIME, THEY JUST THINK THEY ARE HAVING A BAD DAY. YES, HES HAS ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD, THAT DOES NOT MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY. MAYBE FOR A WHILE. I ASK ALL THE STUPID AND SMART PEOPLE, "TO BE AT PEACE WITH THEMSELVES AND GOOD TO OTHERS, MAYBE THEN THIS WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE, BECAUSE WE ARE SO JADED AND COLD HARTED. WELCOME TO AMERICA.
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OWEN WILSON I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY!!!
FROM YOUR FRIEND TONY DIAZ

]]> Tony http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c793608 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c793608 Celeb Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:20:18 -0800 Comment by Tony OWEN WILSON I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY
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ONCE AGAIN WHEN A CELEBRITY WHO HAS MAD US LAUGH MAKES A TRAGIC MASTAKE, WE CRUCIFY HIM!!!

FOR ALLYOU ASSHOLES WHO ARE MAKING SUCH STUPID COMMENTS, PUT YOURSELF IN HIS SHOES. DEPRESSION IS A SERIOUS ILLNESS. PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THEY ARE SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION MOST OF THE TIME, THEY JUST THINK THEY ARE HAVING A BAD DAY. YES, HES HAS ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD, THAT DOES NOT MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY. MAYBE FOR A WHILE. I ASK ALL THE STUPID AND SMART PEOPLE, "TO BE AT PEACE WITH THEMSELVES AND GOOD TO OTHERS, MAYBE THEN THIS WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE, BECAUSE WE ARE SO JADED AND COLD HARTED. WELCOME TO AMERICA.
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OWEN WILSON I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY!!!
FROM YOUR FRIEND TONY DIAZ

]]> Tony http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c793610 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c793610 Celeb Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:20:30 -0800 Comment by Tony OWEN WILSON I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY
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ONCE AGAIN WHEN A CELEBRITY WHO HAS MAD US LAUGH MAKES A TRAGIC MASTAKE, WE CRUCIFY HIM!!!

FOR ALLYOU ASSHOLES WHO ARE MAKING SUCH STUPID COMMENTS, PUT YOURSELF IN HIS SHOES. DEPRESSION IS A SERIOUS ILLNESS. PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THEY ARE SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION MOST OF THE TIME, THEY JUST THINK THEY ARE HAVING A BAD DAY. YES, HES HAS ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD, THAT DOES NOT MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY. MAYBE FOR A WHILE. I ASK ALL THE STUPID AND SMART PEOPLE, "TO BE AT PEACE WITH THEMSELVES AND GOOD TO OTHERS, MAYBE THEN THIS WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE, BECAUSE WE ARE SO JADED AND COLD HARTED. WELCOME TO AMERICA.
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OWEN WILSON I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY!!!
FROM YOUR FRIEND TONY DIAZ

]]> Tony http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c793612 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c793612 Celeb Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:20:41 -0800 Comment by Tony OWEN WILSON I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY
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ONCE AGAIN WHEN A CELEBRITY WHO HAS MAD US LAUGH MAKES A TRAGIC MASTAKE, WE CRUCIFY HIM!!!

FOR ALLYOU ASSHOLES WHO ARE MAKING SUCH STUPID COMMENTS, PUT YOURSELF IN HIS SHOES. DEPRESSION IS A SERIOUS ILLNESS. PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THEY ARE SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION MOST OF THE TIME, THEY JUST THINK THEY ARE HAVING A BAD DAY. YES, HES HAS ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD, THAT DOES NOT MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY. MAYBE FOR A WHILE. I ASK ALL THE STUPID AND SMART PEOPLE, "TO BE AT PEACE WITH THEMSELVES AND GOOD TO OTHERS, MAYBE THEN THIS WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE, BECAUSE WE ARE SO JADED AND COLD HARTED. WELCOME TO AMERICA.
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OWEN WILSON I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY!!!
FROM YOUR FRIEND TONY DIAZ

]]> Tony http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c793613 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_practically_dead_begs_for_pe#c793613 Celeb Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:20:52 -0800