Religion O They Will Know We Are Christians By…
posted by on August 27 at 10:50 AM
…our church deacon’s ability to rip open other men’s scrotal sacks.
Aggravated assault charges have been filed against a church deacon and University of Oklahoma Sooners fan after officials say he grabbed a University of Texas fan between the legs during a scuffle in an Oklahoma bar.[The police report described what happened to the victim, including graphic details about his injuries that included a torn scrotal sack with partially exposed testicles. Beckett’s attorney, Billy Bock, said his client’s actions were in self-defense…. Bock adds that his client isn’t a hardened criminal, but is a church deacon….
Via Drudge.
In this part of the country, you don't meet too many lawyers named Billy.
Christians are all idiots and child molestors. The toxic nature of Christianity seems to turn decent people into perverts.
Israel is an example of a nation based on law, righteousness and a sane religion that improves character. I despise Christians for not submitting to the superior religion. America would be better without Christianity.
@2 "Israel is an example of a nation based on law, righteousness and a sane religion that improves character."
Unless you happen to live in Gaza
Now this is why I miss living in Oklahoma! Football comes before god and all those silly religious teachings..."love your neighbor", etc.
Boomer Sooner indeed.
I'm sure this isn't the first longhorn to lose its balls to a Christian...
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