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Monday, August 27, 2007

O They Will Know We Are Christians By…

posted by on August 27 at 10:50 AM

…our church deacon’s ability to rip open other men’s scrotal sacks.

Aggravated assault charges have been filed against a church deacon and University of Oklahoma Sooners fan after officials say he grabbed a University of Texas fan between the legs during a scuffle in an Oklahoma bar.

[The police report described what happened to the victim, including graphic details about his injuries that included a torn scrotal sack with partially exposed testicles. Beckett’s attorney, Billy Bock, said his client’s actions were in self-defense…. Bock adds that his client isn’t a hardened criminal, but is a church deacon….

Via Drudge.

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In this part of the country, you don't meet too many lawyers named Billy.

Posted by Mahtli69 | August 27, 2007 11:39 AM

Christians are all idiots and child molestors. The toxic nature of Christianity seems to turn decent people into perverts.

Israel is an example of a nation based on law, righteousness and a sane religion that improves character. I despise Christians for not submitting to the superior religion. America would be better without Christianity.

Posted by Issur | August 27, 2007 11:40 AM

@2 "Israel is an example of a nation based on law, righteousness and a sane religion that improves character."

Unless you happen to live in Gaza

Posted by Mahtli69 | August 27, 2007 11:49 AM

Now this is why I miss living in Oklahoma! Football comes before god and all those silly religious teachings..."love your neighbor", etc.

Posted by Joey the Girl | August 27, 2007 12:06 PM

Boomer Sooner indeed.

Posted by daytrpr | August 27, 2007 12:42 PM

I'm sure this isn't the first longhorn to lose its balls to a Christian...

Posted by jack | August 27, 2007 8:06 PM

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