City Drunk (Fifth in a Series)
posted by August 27 at 10:55 AM
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The water fountain outside by the basketball courts at B.F. Day elementary in Fremont.
I’m not going to do the whole grading system on this one. (Monday is news deadline day, and I’m slammed.) Quickly: the water was warm; the stream was lackluster; taste was like blood; there was no hum; the make was a Haws; it was pretty good looking—big green stand with an unprecedented roomy basin. But the drain was clogged with a gross clump of dirt. Score 2.
The whole Drunk series is here.
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I can attest to the fact that water from this fountain indeed tasted like blood. Yet it did not stop me from drinking repeatedly from it.
This is part of Dasani's new "Urban Accents" line. Look for clumps of dirt to start showing up in bottles later this fall!
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