Sex No Sex, Thanks—I’m still Paying the Emergency-Room Bills from the Last Time
posted by August 7 at 11:37 AMon
For the crazy and/or lazy: Summer sex positions from Cosmopolitan Magazine, most of which are only somewhat likely to put you in the hospital! In lieu of clever commentary, I’ll just post a few images of these highly improbable positions here, and direct you to The Bachelor Guy, who says: “Some of these would challenge the acrobats of Cirque Du Soleil, let alone a 30-something couch-jockey with a bum knee.”
• The Stairway to Heaven
• Ladder Lovin’
And for those looking for lower-impact erotic fun:
• The Randy Raft!
Says the Bachelor: “There might even be room on the raft for your beer.”