Hetero Every Child Deserves a Mother and a Father: DUI Edition
posted by August 31 at 7:30 AMon
A father who was too drunk to drive had his 11-year-old son get behind the wheel of his pickup and drive them home, authorities said. Police stopped the boy late Tuesday after he was seen driving the 1992 Chevy truck the wrong way on a one-way street.
The boy’s father, Frank Neff, 35, of Fairbanks, was too drunk to drive and had told the child to drive them home, police said.
Men! No woman would allow her child—oh, wait…
A woman is in jail for allegedly allowing her five-year-old child to drive a car…. “I saw a toddler at the wheel and another toddler on the console. I said, ‘Ma’am, are you letting your toddler drive?’ She said, ‘Yes. He’s a good driver,’” said Barrett.
According to a police report, the woman’s speech was slurred and she failed all field sobriety tests. She also allegedly told deputies that she’d taken Percocet, a prescription painkiller for “when the kids are acting wild.”