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posted by June 4 at 7:23 AMon
Throwdown: Who won last night’s democratic debate? America
3,493: Fourteen US troops killed over the weekend
We Suck Young Blood: Army prosecuting 15 year old combatant
“Capability low, intent very high” Was JFK plot all talk?
I Can’t Drive 65: Speeding tickets getting more expensive
Blood Diamonds: War crimes trial begins for former Liberian president
Economy vs. Environment: China says economic growth trumps global warming
Star Wars Fact of the Day:
John Ratzenberger (Cliff, from Cheers) was in Empire Strikes Back. He’s the guy who closes Echo Base’s shield doors, trapping Han and Luke out in the frozen wastes of Hoth. Asshole.