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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Six-Inch Brick Hole!

posted by on June 28 at 16:16 PM

Speaking of tonight and that enchanted place called Pony, Iíll be there (with the other eleven inches of my penis poking through that six-inch brick hole), and Iíll be wearing my new sunglasses. Have I mentioned them? Well.

In other desperately important news: Here is a mysterious message that I found in a gutter:


Filth? Forgiveness? Courage? Sin? Mmm. Gutter poetic. And devastatingly poignant somehow if you consider that it’s written on stationery hawking something called ZYPREXA, and ZYPREXA is a medication for schizophrenia and bipolar disorder.

Anyhoozits, have I told yíall about my new sunglasses?


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Hey, Susan lost those at the Fremont Solstice Parade (sunglasses) ...

And you only need 8 inches, most of the nerve endings are on the last 1 inch.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 28, 2007 4:31 PM

i'm not thinking about myself, i'm thinking of whomever's on the other side of that hole. i'm a giver.

Posted by adrian! | June 28, 2007 4:39 PM

By a strange coincidence Filth, Forgiveness, Courage & Sin are the names of my chickens! (They lay wonderful eggs.)

Posted by Gurldoggie | June 28, 2007 4:41 PM

I see you found my grocery list.

Posted by elswinger | June 28, 2007 4:43 PM

gurldoggie, you're only allowed 3 chickens in the city limits. please report yourself to animal control.

Posted by maxsolomon | June 28, 2007 5:09 PM

Ugh. Those sunglasses are so homely that they're downright heterosexual.

Posted by Bison | June 28, 2007 5:25 PM
Posted by jonah | June 29, 2007 8:46 AM

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