posted by June 22 at 13:22 PMon
I’m terribly sorry to have to tell you this. Sort of.
I was skipping gaily down good old Broadway, enjoying this fresh and sprightly All Gays Eve (and not thinking of slogging at all!) when suddenly! From out of the fucking nowhere almost! Pasted over the legitimate posts on the post board on the side of the empty old QFC! My relatively horrified eye was assaulted with the…um…something… sight of THIS:
The text, for those nearsighted bastards out there (damn you all!):
Drunken Old Hag Productions Presents MOM-ZILLA! The Drag Queen that Tried to Eat Seattle, One Big Lie at a Time! In Foul-O-Rama!
Lies! Lies! Lies!
I was in the Warhol Diaries!
I performed on Broadway!
I co-founded Gay Bingo!
I do have AIDS!
I donít have AIDS!
I partied with George Clooney!
I am not a crook!
Lies, lies, lies? Indeed? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
Well. This mean little thing was crafted by persons mysterious and unknown—but y’all will, for the record, probably recognize that top banner thingy in the second picture that features a line-up of gay serial killers, Michael Jackson, and “Mom” from last year’s Pride, as it was posted (again, by persons mysterious and unknown) somewhere in the vicinity of the Bus Stop and caused much controversy and fuss. Of course, this all seems to hearken back somewhat to an earlier argument, which I still have absolutely no comment upon. Ahem.
But still, I canít help wondering. Are there t-shirts?
(Thanks to Matty Pants for the pictures!)