Mmm, man meat.
I'm tired of hating her. I wish she would just cry herself to death and stop stealing headlines with her abortive life.
i am certianly no critic, nor anything like an authority on such matters, but i was under the impression that it was mandatory for all gossip posts to contain as many permutations of the word "fuck" as possible, and at least one "homosexualia". no?
oh, paris. i'm so embarassed i ever fucked her.
The inmates are running the asylum today.
I truly wish P. Hilton would be executed by firing squad. It would give her life meaning.
I love Freaky Friday. I want Freaky Monday through Friday!
No. We need Paris. She fulfils a basic human need -- to hate vapid rich people.
Last night Southpark aired the Stupid Spoiled Whore episode where Mr. Slave and Paris have a Whore-off to see who is the biggest whore.
I *heart* Southpark!
huge vocabulary points for using the verb "to roger"
Isn't she dead yet? And I loved the ending of that South Park episode last night ... follow the light, Paris!
The jig is up. Paris was just ordered back to jail by the judge.
"Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, 'Mom, Mom, Mom.' One witness described the scene as: Paris was 'physically escorted' out of the courtroom by a female deputy."
Man, she is really milking this thing for all the drama she can. Jail sucks (I've been there), but it's not THAT bad. For the love of Christ, suck it up and deal with it.
""It isn't wise to keep a person in jail with her problem over an extended period of time and let the problem get worse," [L.A. County Sheriff Lee] Baca told the Los Angeles Times on Thursday."
Interesting that no one has come out and stated explicitly what this so-called "problem" is, that required poor, suffering Ms. Hilton to get early release.
Although, I'm guessing it's not a particularly virulent strain of T.B. we're talking about here.
"I just want to tell you that some people have war in their countries."
-- Natasha, "America's Next Top Model"
I just want to congratulate you on the (slightly obscure? dunno) Soundgarden reference. Thank you. I must listen to that CD now.
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