I’m Gonna Break My Rusty Cage and Run
posted by June 8 at 10:39 AMon
Looks like skanky hotel heiress Paris Hilton could be headed back to the pokey, and not the kind of pokey where she’s facedown on 600-thread-count sheets, getting a good rogering from some equally vapid piece of Hollywood man meat.
According to US magazine, my favorite piece of garbage disguised as news, Ms. Hilton’s early release from the Century Regional Detention Center has outraged prosecutors for the case and the superior court judge is none-too-pleased with the whole mess.
Full details here.