Slog - Comments on I'm Gonna Break My Rusty Cage and Run http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run Looks like skanky hotel heiress Paris Hilton could be headed back to the pokey, and not the kind of pokey where she’s facedown on 600-thread-count sheets, getting a good rogering from some equally vapid piece of Hollywood man meat. According to US magazine, my favorite piece of garbage disguised as news, Ms. Hilton’s early release from the Century Regional Detention Center has outraged prosecutors for the case and the superior court judge is none-too-pleased with the whole mess. Full details here.... Copyright 2008 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:39:11 -0800 Tue, 12 Jun 2007 14:59:21 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by keshmeshi Mmm, man meat.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738465 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738465 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:41:46 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe I'm tired of hating her. I wish she would just cry herself to death and stop stealing headlines with her abortive life.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738479 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738479 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:50:41 -0800 Comment by adrian! i am certianly no critic, nor anything like an authority on such matters, but i was under the impression that it was mandatory for all gossip posts to contain as many permutations of the word "fuck" as possible, and at least one "homosexualia". no?

oh, paris. i'm so embarassed i ever fucked her.

]]> adrian! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738481 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738481 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:54:00 -0800 Comment by Mark Mitchell The inmates are running the asylum today.

I truly wish P. Hilton would be executed by firing squad. It would give her life meaning.

]]> Mark Mitchell http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738503 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738503 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:06:00 -0800 Comment by Eli Sanders I love Freaky Friday. I want Freaky Monday through Friday!

]]> Eli Sanders http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738516 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738516 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:12:07 -0800 Comment by Fnarf No. We need Paris. She fulfils a basic human need -- to hate vapid rich people.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738518 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738518 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:12:17 -0800 Comment by monkey Last night Southpark aired the Stupid Spoiled Whore episode where Mr. Slave and Paris have a Whore-off to see who is the biggest whore.

I *heart* Southpark!

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738537 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738537 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:19:24 -0800 Comment by bill huge vocabulary points for using the verb "to roger"

]]> bill http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738549 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738549 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:24:54 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Isn't she dead yet? And I loved the ending of that South Park episode last night ... follow the light, Paris!

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738608 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738608 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:52:24 -0800 Comment by Matthew The jig is up. Paris was just ordered back to jail by the judge.

From TMZ:
"Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, 'Mom, Mom, Mom.' One witness described the scene as: Paris was 'physically escorted' out of the courtroom by a female deputy."

Man, she is really milking this thing for all the drama she can. Jail sucks (I've been there), but it's not THAT bad. For the love of Christ, suck it up and deal with it.

]]> Matthew http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738655 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738655 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:22:20 -0800 Comment by COMTE ""It isn't wise to keep a person in jail with her problem over an extended period of time and let the problem get worse," [L.A. County Sheriff Lee] Baca told the Los Angeles Times on Thursday."

Interesting that no one has come out and stated explicitly what this so-called "problem" is, that required poor, suffering Ms. Hilton to get early release.

Although, I'm guessing it's not a particularly virulent strain of T.B. we're talking about here.

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738675 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738675 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:34:06 -0800 Comment by ballard "I just want to tell you that some people have war in their countries."

-- Natasha, "America's Next Top Model"

]]> ballard http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738714 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738714 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:07:31 -0800 Comment by Andy I just want to congratulate you on the (slightly obscure? dunno) Soundgarden reference. Thank you. I must listen to that CD now.

]]> Andy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738792 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/im_gonna_break_my_rusty_cage_and_run#c738792 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:56:27 -0800 Comment by Bill MSN I NIIPET
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