Arts Hail to the Queen
posted by June 19 at 10:46 AM
onOne of my first paid writing gigs was for Amazon.com’s then-fledgling video section, where I handled the lucrative Cynthia Rothrock (five time undefeated World Karate Champion in Forms & Weapons) beat, often watching up to 10 of her films per week.
My point is, I’ve seen good Rothrock, and bad Rothrock. This, my friends, is prime Rothrock.
Warning: Possibly NSFW, due to the thing with the eye.
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Those are both dudes...unless cynthia has really tiny tits, and looks like a man.
Heh, for a while there I was having trouble figuring out which one of these guys was named Cynthia.
Wait for the end, ecce.
Takes it in the eye and keeps on fighting!
The "acting" and music made it seem like it might wind up as a nice porn scene... too bad.
Ahhh now I see,
that was so worth the wait...
I think I've seen more credible fight choreography in elementary-school productions of A Midsummer Night's Dream.
yo' mamma is prime rothrock.
i counted 156 "hyah!"'s, 49 "rahr!"'s, and 16 "arrh"'s. yes, i have a life.
Now that's what I call cinema!
Classic! The first time I saw this clip, I thought who's the drag queen with the broken arm?
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