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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Hail to the Queen

posted by on June 19 at 10:46 AM

One of my first paid writing gigs was for Amazon.comís then-fledgling video section, where I handled the lucrative Cynthia Rothrock (five time undefeated World Karate Champion in Forms & Weapons) beat, often watching up to 10 of her films per week.

My point is, Iíve seen good Rothrock, and bad Rothrock. This, my friends, is prime Rothrock.

Warning: Possibly NSFW, due to the thing with the eye.

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1

Those are both dudes...unless cynthia has really tiny tits, and looks like a man.

Posted by ecce homo | June 19, 2007 10:58 AM
2

Heh, for a while there I was having trouble figuring out which one of these guys was named Cynthia.

Posted by COMTE | June 19, 2007 10:59 AM
3

Wait for the end, ecce.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 19, 2007 11:03 AM
4

Takes it in the eye and keeps on fighting!

The "acting" and music made it seem like it might wind up as a nice porn scene... too bad.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | June 19, 2007 11:03 AM
5

Ahhh now I see,

that was so worth the wait...

Posted by ecce homo | June 19, 2007 11:13 AM
6

I think I've seen more credible fight choreography in elementary-school productions of A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Posted by Nat | June 19, 2007 11:43 AM
7

yo' mamma is prime rothrock.

Posted by adrian! | June 19, 2007 12:11 PM
8

i counted 156 "hyah!"'s, 49 "rahr!"'s, and 16 "arrh"'s. yes, i have a life.

Posted by brad | June 19, 2007 5:52 PM
9

Now that's what I call cinema!

Posted by Jay | June 19, 2007 6:21 PM
10

Classic! The first time I saw this clip, I thought who's the drag queen with the broken arm?

Posted by chrisdiani | June 20, 2007 3:33 AM

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