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Friday, June 29, 2007

Another Fucking PI Blog

posted by on June 29 at 16:57 PM

The Post-Intelligencer—which is already hosting about 3,000 blogs—is launching another new blog in a few weeks. Says Net Native…

Inspired by the city beats of Seattlest, Metroblogging Seattle, and, most famously, the Slog, the Big Blog will take a more conversational, informal and fun look at the news and culture that makes this city what it is.

Informal and fun are great, Net Native, but will guys be able to swear? That’s shit has always been the fucking magic here at cocksucking Slog. Profanity and, of course, links to totally NSFW pictures like this one.

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Oh god. That picture is awful.

Posted by Blaire | June 29, 2007 5:00 PM

Imagine if the bottle broke!

Posted by Tiffany | June 29, 2007 5:02 PM

*Gouges out eyes*

Posted by Dianna | June 29, 2007 5:03 PM

That's so weird. I didn't even know he had a camera at the time.

Posted by Gurldoggie | June 29, 2007 5:05 PM

I moved to a new office location yesterday and the server was blocking The Slog. I had words with the system admin this morning. Thank god he removed the block. How would I have survived without seeing that picture!

Thanks Dan!

Posted by BGinLA | June 29, 2007 5:06 PM

I'm sure the nasty right-wingers who swarm all over the PI's blogs will love it.

Seriously, do you ever read those comments? Is that really how conservatives think?

They make me want to hang my head out the window and puke, then take a super-long hot shower (shudder).

I'm so glad we have Slog.

Posted by Original Andrew | June 29, 2007 5:06 PM

Brings to mind the scurrilous rumors surrounding the death of actress Virginia Rappe that put a definitive end to Fatty Arbuckle's career. But it was allegedly a Coke bottle inserted in reverse causing a vacuum; undoing this petite perversity may cause one's insides to be - well - sucked out. And that - as they say - is that. What is that hanging out between his legs - two rump steaks? My retinas wrenched and wruined.

Posted by KENTUCKY KERNEL OF TRUTH | June 29, 2007 5:13 PM

While I fully support buddy's right to do weird things, I also support my right to say ew.


Posted by Maggie | June 29, 2007 5:15 PM


Posted by crazycatguy | June 29, 2007 5:16 PM

Hits the "Clear Cache" button...

Posted by JC | June 29, 2007 5:18 PM

I'm not sure which is more appalling - the poor quality (and color) of the towel he's lying on, or that he's a fan of 40 ouncers.

Posted by Shelby | June 29, 2007 5:20 PM

Your son must be proud.

Posted by ASPCA | June 29, 2007 5:26 PM

@11 Yeah, and Annie Wagner, be proud of your pale complexion. That guy looks like he'd been hog-tied and spit-roasted for 5 minutes.

Posted by fanny | June 29, 2007 5:32 PM

Wow. It's not Goatse or Tubgirl, but it's at least as good as Lemon Party. A new favorite.


Posted by Fnarf | June 29, 2007 5:49 PM

PS: is the P-I blog going to have any Fnarf? I don't think they are. How can you have a good blog without Fnarf?

Posted by Fnarf | June 29, 2007 5:52 PM

I agree, Fnarf.

And, man, you're a fucking superstar over on Cho's blog. The next time I see you in person I'm going to kiss you on the mouth, just once, with great tenderness.

Posted by Dan Savage | June 29, 2007 6:00 PM

The image of Dan Savage kissing Fnarf on the mouth, just once, with great tenderness is 20% more disturbing than a picture of a body-hairless middle-aged man with a big bottle up his ass, looking at me come-hitherly.

Posted by Andy | June 29, 2007 6:19 PM

Oh Jesus! My eyes, my burning eyes!

Fuck you, Dan. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

And fuck the P-I's boring blog while we're at it.

Posted by Smartypants | June 29, 2007 7:05 PM

There will be NO KISSING. I've been kissed by a man before and I DIDN'T LIKE IT. I only like kissing Mrs. Fnarf.

Posted by Fnarf | June 29, 2007 7:08 PM

It will have to be a kiss in spirit only then, Mr. Fnarf.

Posted by Dan Savage | June 29, 2007 7:42 PM

And you'll keep your filthy paws off my spirit, too, you disgusting pervert. I know what you're thinking. Don't think I don't know.

How about a nice glass of wine instead?

Posted by Fnarf | June 29, 2007 8:06 PM

Nice deck.

Posted by mattro2.0 | June 29, 2007 8:25 PM

Is that... possible? Oh my fucking christ. Is that REAL?

Posted by Carollani | June 29, 2007 8:41 PM

You name the bottle, Fnarf, and I'll bring the finest vintage.

Posted by Dan Savage | June 29, 2007 8:41 PM

Dan, I believe you've already provided the bottle in the pic above.

Posted by Ian | June 29, 2007 8:49 PM

Oh dear Jesus God. Ian, you have put me off liquor for the rest of my life.

No, wait, I'm back. Hmm, '78 Romanee Conti, then. Might set you back about a thirteen grand, I hope that's not a problem!

I'm not actually that picky, as long as it's not a box of Franzia Chillable Red Wine Flavored Product.

Posted by Fnarf | June 29, 2007 9:47 PM

Is it wrong that I find the cock and balls more perturbing than the bottle up the ass?

Posted by keshmeshi | June 29, 2007 10:11 PM

See, ever since Dan's spliffed-out trip to City Hall, I realized that there is really nothing, nothing at all that any Stranger staffer can do, say, or write that will get a rise out of Seattle's echelons anymore. Dan could stand naked in Westlake Center, at noon on a Friday, buggering a Schnauzer, and the Mayor and Council's official comments would go something like "Ha, those Stranger guys are so silly."

Posted by K | June 29, 2007 11:32 PM

O.A. @ 6: Apparently so, since so many of them post there.

Shelby @ 11:

Do you think that's really a 40? I thought perhaps it was an Erlenmeyer Flask.

Dan @ 16:

If you do, remember to count the change afterwards.

Fnarf @ 20:

Ah, but what if Mrs. Fnarf were dressed like a man?

Posted by COMTE | June 29, 2007 11:41 PM

How did he get the wide end of the 40 in? That has to be photoshopped. Oh yeah, was that really necessary? Thanks for nothing.

Posted by lawrence clark | June 30, 2007 4:08 AM

Oh ick, not that picture again!!

I say "again" because just yesterday I silently screamed in horror as that picture, and about 20 more in the set, were splashed on my monitor.

I don't think I'll ever be able to get an erection again.

Posted by JD in MPLS | June 30, 2007 7:33 AM

Yeah, I'm STILL reading through the comments on Cho's blog and I'm also not an even bigger (I kinda already was) Fnarf fan.

You rock buddy! Want to come speak at my family reunion?

Posted by monkey | June 30, 2007 7:36 AM

Ok Dan, honestly, doing THAT won't make you incontinent?

Posted by jube jube | June 30, 2007 8:12 AM

Is there such a thing as a gay Jug Band?

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | June 30, 2007 9:27 AM

You should see the guy who plays the saw.

Posted by Fnarf | June 30, 2007 9:51 AM

Finger loop, world-record hand stand, enough lube and you might well have yourself a trombone.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | June 30, 2007 11:16 AM

I looked away for a moment while the picture loaded... When I looked back I was greeted by the most fucked-up image I've seen all week.

And burst out laughing. I had to rush to the comments section to see how many people got grossed out!

Thank you for the belly laugh, Dan. I've not had a better chuckle than this in a long time! (wiping tears from eyes)

Posted by OddlyEnough | June 30, 2007 2:54 PM

But wait! Iraq isn't in cahoots with al Qaeda, so why attack Iraq in the war on terrorism?

Because we're not just at war with al Qaeda, stupid. We're at war with a large and growing Islamo-fascist movement that draws its troops and funds from all over the Islamic world. Islamo-fascism is a regional problem, not just an al Qaeda problem or an Afghanistan problem. To stop Islamo-fascism, we're going to have to roll back all of the tyrannous and dictatorial regimes in the Middle East while simultaneously waging war against a militant, deadly religious ideology.

Posted by Jonah | June 30, 2007 4:47 PM

@38 written by Dan Savage, America's favorite cocksucker (keeping in the spirit of this thread) Oct 2002

Posted by Jonah | June 30, 2007 4:50 PM

Okay Jonah, we all got the point LONG ago.

Posted by JD in MPLS | July 1, 2007 1:37 PM

The problem with your lifelong campaign for all-out profanity Daniel is that, when you achieve it, profanity will be irrelevant. What makes fuck, shit, and, for the most part, piss still effective is that they're words not commonly used, except by you bunch of cocksuckers.I never thought I'd say it but, thank god for adults!

Posted by blondie | July 3, 2007 12:49 PM

Thanks for putting this information together

You should be rewarded

Posted by gregorianthalan | July 6, 2007 9:30 PM

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