Slog - Comments on Another Fucking PI Blog http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog The Post-Intelligencer--which is already hosting about 3,000 blogs--is launching another new blog in a few weeks. Says Net Native... Inspired by the city beats of Seattlest, Metroblogging Seattle, and, most famously, the Slog, the Big Blog will take a more conversational, informal and fun look at the news and culture that makes this city what it is. Informal and fun are great, Net Native, but will guys be able to swear? That's shit has always been the fucking magic here at cocksucking Slog. Profanity and, of course, links to totally NSFW pictures like this one.... Copyright 2008 Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:57:53 -0800 Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:30:52 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Blaire Oh god. That picture is awful.

]]> Blaire http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755237 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755237 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:00:17 -0800 Comment by Tiffany Imagine if the bottle broke!

]]> Tiffany http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755239 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755239 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:02:51 -0800 Comment by Dianna *Gouges out eyes*

]]> Dianna http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755240 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755240 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:03:09 -0800 Comment by Gurldoggie That's so weird. I didn't even know he had a camera at the time.

]]> Gurldoggie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755245 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755245 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:05:51 -0800 Comment by BGinLA I moved to a new office location yesterday and the server was blocking The Slog. I had words with the system admin this morning. Thank god he removed the block. How would I have survived without seeing that picture!

Thanks Dan!

]]> BGinLA http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755247 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755247 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:06:12 -0800 Comment by Original Andrew I'm sure the nasty right-wingers who swarm all over the PI's blogs will love it.

Seriously, do you ever read those comments? Is that really how conservatives think?

They make me want to hang my head out the window and puke, then take a super-long hot shower (shudder).

I'm so glad we have Slog.

]]> Original Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755246 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755246 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:06:12 -0800 Comment by KENTUCKY KERNEL OF TRUTH http://www.crimelibrary.com/notorious_murders/classics/fatty_arbuckle/4.html

Brings to mind the scurrilous rumors surrounding the death of actress Virginia Rappe that put a definitive end to Fatty Arbuckle's career. But it was allegedly a Coke bottle inserted in reverse causing a vacuum; undoing this petite perversity may cause one's insides to be - well - sucked out. And that - as they say - is that. What is that hanging out between his legs - two rump steaks? My retinas wrenched and wruined.

]]> KENTUCKY KERNEL OF TRUTH http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755252 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755252 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:13:13 -0800 Comment by Maggie While I fully support buddy's right to do weird things, I also support my right to say ew.

Ew.

]]> Maggie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755253 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755253 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:15:22 -0800 Comment by crazycatguy Yuck!

]]> crazycatguy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755256 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755256 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:16:37 -0800 Comment by JC Hits the "Clear Cache" button...

]]> JC http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755261 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755261 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:18:54 -0800 Comment by Shelby I'm not sure which is more appalling - the poor quality (and color) of the towel he's lying on, or that he's a fan of 40 ouncers.

]]> Shelby http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755262 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755262 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:20:30 -0800 Comment by ASPCA Dan,
Your son must be proud.

]]> ASPCA http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755268 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755268 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:26:52 -0800 Comment by fanny @11 Yeah, and Annie Wagner, be proud of your pale complexion. That guy looks like he'd been hog-tied and spit-roasted for 5 minutes.

]]> fanny http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755271 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755271 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:32:20 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Wow. It's not Goatse or Tubgirl, but it's at least as good as Lemon Party. A new favorite.

Mary Jo, DO NOT LOOK AT THAT PICTURE. THAT'S AN ORDER.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755280 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755280 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:49:38 -0800 Comment by Fnarf PS: is the P-I blog going to have any Fnarf? I don't think they are. How can you have a good blog without Fnarf?

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755281 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755281 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:52:03 -0800 Comment by Dan Savage I agree, Fnarf.

And, man, you're a fucking superstar over on Cho's blog. The next time I see you in person I'm going to kiss you on the mouth, just once, with great tenderness.

]]> Dan Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755289 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755289 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 18:00:40 -0800 Comment by Andy The image of Dan Savage kissing Fnarf on the mouth, just once, with great tenderness is 20% more disturbing than a picture of a body-hairless middle-aged man with a big bottle up his ass, looking at me come-hitherly.

]]> Andy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755296 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755296 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 18:19:42 -0800 Comment by Smartypants Oh Jesus! My eyes, my burning eyes!

Fuck you, Dan. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

And fuck the P-I's boring blog while we're at it.

]]> Smartypants http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755312 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755312 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 19:05:19 -0800 Comment by Fnarf There will be NO KISSING. I've been kissed by a man before and I DIDN'T LIKE IT. I only like kissing Mrs. Fnarf.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755317 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755317 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 19:08:56 -0800 Comment by Dan Savage It will have to be a kiss in spirit only then, Mr. Fnarf.

]]> Dan Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755328 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755328 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 19:42:01 -0800 Comment by Fnarf And you'll keep your filthy paws off my spirit, too, you disgusting pervert. I know what you're thinking. Don't think I don't know.

How about a nice glass of wine instead?

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755332 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755332 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:06:28 -0800 Comment by mattro2.0 Nice deck.

]]> mattro2.0 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755336 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755336 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:25:15 -0800 Comment by Carollani Is that... possible? Oh my fucking christ. Is that REAL?

]]> Carollani http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755339 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755339 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:41:32 -0800 Comment by Dan Savage You name the bottle, Fnarf, and I'll bring the finest vintage.

]]> Dan Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755341 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755341 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:41:57 -0800 Comment by Ian Dan, I believe you've already provided the bottle in the pic above.

]]> Ian http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755344 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755344 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:49:49 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Oh dear Jesus God. Ian, you have put me off liquor for the rest of my life.

No, wait, I'm back. Hmm, '78 Romanee Conti, then. Might set you back about a thirteen grand, I hope that's not a problem!

I'm not actually that picky, as long as it's not a box of Franzia Chillable Red Wine Flavored Product.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755350 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755350 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 21:47:21 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi Is it wrong that I find the cock and balls more perturbing than the bottle up the ass?

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755355 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755355 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:11:41 -0800 Comment by K See, ever since Dan's spliffed-out trip to City Hall, I realized that there is really nothing, nothing at all that any Stranger staffer can do, say, or write that will get a rise out of Seattle's echelons anymore. Dan could stand naked in Westlake Center, at noon on a Friday, buggering a Schnauzer, and the Mayor and Council's official comments would go something like "Ha, those Stranger guys are so silly."

]]> K http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755379 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755379 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 23:32:29 -0800 Comment by COMTE O.A. @ 6: Apparently so, since so many of them post there.

Shelby @ 11:

Do you think that's really a 40? I thought perhaps it was an Erlenmeyer Flask.

Dan @ 16:

If you do, remember to count the change afterwards.

Fnarf @ 20:

Ah, but what if Mrs. Fnarf were dressed like a man?

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755384 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755384 Media Fri, 29 Jun 2007 23:41:35 -0800 Comment by lawrence clark How did he get the wide end of the 40 in? That has to be photoshopped. Oh yeah, was that really necessary? Thanks for nothing.

]]> lawrence clark http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755422 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755422 Media Sat, 30 Jun 2007 04:08:44 -0800 Comment by JD in MPLS Oh ick, not that picture again!!

I say "again" because just yesterday I silently screamed in horror as that picture, and about 20 more in the set, were splashed on my monitor.

I don't think I'll ever be able to get an erection again.

]]> JD in MPLS http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755440 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755440 Media Sat, 30 Jun 2007 07:33:06 -0800 Comment by monkey Yeah, I'm STILL reading through the comments on Cho's blog and I'm also not an even bigger (I kinda already was) Fnarf fan.

You rock buddy! Want to come speak at my family reunion?

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755441 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755441 Media Sat, 30 Jun 2007 07:36:44 -0800 Comment by jube jube Ok Dan, honestly, doing THAT won't make you incontinent?

]]> jube jube http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755451 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755451 Media Sat, 30 Jun 2007 08:12:15 -0800 Comment by Lloyd Clydesdale Is there such a thing as a gay Jug Band?

]]> Lloyd Clydesdale http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755469 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755469 Media Sat, 30 Jun 2007 09:27:16 -0800 Comment by Fnarf You should see the guy who plays the saw.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755482 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755482 Media Sat, 30 Jun 2007 09:51:05 -0800 Comment by Lloyd Clydesdale Finger loop, world-record hand stand, enough lube and you might well have yourself a trombone.

]]> Lloyd Clydesdale http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755505 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755505 Media Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:16:24 -0800 Comment by OddlyEnough I looked away for a moment while the picture loaded... When I looked back I was greeted by the most fucked-up image I've seen all week.

And burst out laughing. I had to rush to the comments section to see how many people got grossed out!

Thank you for the belly laugh, Dan. I've not had a better chuckle than this in a long time! (wiping tears from eyes)

]]> OddlyEnough http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755582 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755582 Media Sat, 30 Jun 2007 14:54:01 -0800 Comment by Jonah But wait! Iraq isn't in cahoots with al Qaeda, so why attack Iraq in the war on terrorism?

Because we're not just at war with al Qaeda, stupid. We're at war with a large and growing Islamo-fascist movement that draws its troops and funds from all over the Islamic world. Islamo-fascism is a regional problem, not just an al Qaeda problem or an Afghanistan problem. To stop Islamo-fascism, we're going to have to roll back all of the tyrannous and dictatorial regimes in the Middle East while simultaneously waging war against a militant, deadly religious ideology.

]]> Jonah http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755623 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755623 Media Sat, 30 Jun 2007 16:47:18 -0800 Comment by Jonah @38 written by Dan Savage, America's favorite cocksucker (keeping in the spirit of this thread) Oct 2002

]]> Jonah http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755624 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755624 Media Sat, 30 Jun 2007 16:50:28 -0800 Comment by JD in MPLS Okay Jonah, we all got the point LONG ago.

]]> JD in MPLS http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755916 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c755916 Media Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:37:31 -0800 Comment by blondie The problem with your lifelong campaign for all-out profanity Daniel is that, when you achieve it, profanity will be irrelevant. What makes fuck, shit, and, for the most part, piss still effective is that they're words not commonly used, except by you bunch of cocksuckers.I never thought I'd say it but, thank god for adults!

]]> blondie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c757106 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c757106 Media Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:49:48 -0800 Comment by gregorianthalan Thanks for putting this information together

You should be rewarded

http://perfectopportunity.freehostia.com/Treadmills/index.html

]]> gregorianthalan http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c759497 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/another_fucking_pi_blog#c759497 Media Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:30:52 -0800