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Friday, May 25, 2007

No One EVER Watches The View…

posted by on May 25 at 9:35 AM

But maybe…just MAYBE…you should. Just for a moment. Just this tiny little bit:

Hate Rosie as I do, I’d pay good money to see her beat the holy living shit out of Elizabeth Hasselbeck. Apparently, she’s working up to it.

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What in the world are they even talking about?

Posted by Levislade | May 25, 2007 9:52 AM

I completely deny all existence of The View.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 25, 2007 9:54 AM

rosie doesn't have the ovaries to call our holy, precious troops terrorists, but i do. war is terror. by intent & definition. you volunteer to execute this administration's foreign policy, you signed up to terrorize.

hassleback is a twit.

Posted by maxsolomon | May 25, 2007 10:17 AM

yay, maxsolomon! it's like you read my diary!

Posted by adrian! | May 25, 2007 10:33 AM

For all I can't stand about Boomers, at least they said it out loud to a person's face. Blog commenting is pretty thin by comparison.

Posted by Jason | May 25, 2007 10:43 AM

I think they will be drunk on margarita's together then fucking like rabbits in the ladies room by the end of the day. (I have no idea who Elizabeth Hasselback is anyway...but she obviously wants some hot and heavy action with Rosie)

Posted by funk butt | May 25, 2007 11:03 AM

I caught a bit of this on Extra/Access Hollywood (yeah, so shoot me) and they followed it up hilariously with some doctor showing grave concern because all this "stress" is unhealthy for her baby.

Posted by oscar | May 25, 2007 12:00 PM

LOL!! I just hate Rosie but still people get pissed off at Rosie for.. you know having a view on a show called The View! I just find it funny!

Posted by Just Me | May 25, 2007 1:51 PM

elizabeth hasselbeck is matt hasselbeck's sister in law. her hubby is a backup QB on some east coast NFL team.

with a roll of duct tape, i could do her.

Posted by maxsolomon | May 25, 2007 2:00 PM

I don't know who Matt Hasselbeck is so that doesn't help. (I assume he is some sort of sports figure). Anyway...who cares.

Posted by Funk Butt | May 25, 2007 2:43 PM

*disclaimer*this is not meant as a sexist statement, but a call on the carpet of hypocrisy....

My Dear Elizabeth,

If you so choose to spout your right wing nut job christian conservative crapola, have the courtesy to do it whilst NOT dressed and made up like a common street whore.
Thank you.

Posted by Matthew | May 25, 2007 4:14 PM

Thank you Matthew! For probably the only time ever I will agree with Donald Trump. Elizabeth Hasselbeck is one of the dumbest people on television. Any idiot can infer that when Rosie said, "655,000 innocent Iraqui citizen's are dead, so who are the terrorists?" She was referring to George W. Bush and his ignorant administration. Our troops are people of integrity and courage who are keeping their word by going to do the job they signed up for. I happen to be a Christian myself and there is a difference between being a Christian and a Religious Zealot. Elizabeth...look that up in a dictionary, if you have one.

Posted by Jill | May 26, 2007 11:14 AM

THANK YOU JILL! I'd like to point out that the whole conversation was led by Joy Behar and rudely interrupted by Elizabeth Hasselbeck! Joy was trying to get across the fact that, duh, we need to IMPEACH GEORGE BUSH, immediately! Elizabeth is so rude she kept interrupting Joy even after Joy said to her, "I let you talk yesterday, now let me talk today." Elizabeth is such a child. I may not agree with everything Rosie says but most of the time she is right and she is certainly much, much more intelligent that Elizabeth can ever hope to be.

Posted by Ron | May 26, 2007 11:21 AM

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