News Fun Jerry Falwell Game!
posted by May 18 at 11:16 AM
onReady to play? I thought you were!
OK, so here’s a list of quotes, and all you have to do is figure out who said each one. Was it Jerry Falwell or Adolf Hitler?
Get Ready!
1. My feelings as a Christian point me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter.
2. This ‘turn the other cheek’ business is all well and good but it’s not what Jesus fought and died for.
3. Secular schools can never be tolerated because such a school has no religious instruction and a general moral instruction without a religious foundation is built on air; consequently, all character training and religion must be derived from faith…. We need believing people.
4. I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won’t have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!
5. Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison that liberalism has ever invented for its own destruction.
6. We were convinced that the people needs and requires this faith. We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations: we have stamped it out.
7. We want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit … We want to burn out all the recent immoral developments in literature, in the theater, and in the press…we want to burn out the poison of immorality which has entered into our whole life and culture as a result of liberal excess.
8. This the national government will regard its first and foremost duty to restore the unity of spirit and purpose of our people. It will preserve and defend the foundations upon which the power of our nation rests. It will take Christianity, as the basis of our collective morality, and the family as the nucleus of our people and state, under its firm protection….May God Almighty take our work into his grace, give true form to our will, bless our insight, and endow us with the trust of our people.
9. Remain strong in your faith, as you were in former years. In this faith, in its close-knit unity our people to-day goes straight forward on its way and no power on earth will avail to stop it.
10. We’re fighting against humanism, we’re fighting against liberalism … we are fighting against all the systems of Satan that are destroying our nation today .
Answers after the jump!
I found this here, via Boing Boing.
1. Hitler
2. Falwell
3. Hitler
4. Falwell
5. Hitler
6. Hitler
7. Hitler
8. Hitler
9. Hitler
10. Falwell
Comments
very good!! how bout double Fallwelldy with the Thor's lightning round?
basically my impression is that they have exactally the same beliefs except hitler (in translation and the original German) had way better speaking skills than fallwell. the only difference is that you need to substitute "jews" with "gays".
Okay, so war pigs @ #1 said exactly what I was going to say only he worded it better.
OMG HE'S HITLER AND I'M JERRY!
Well that and the fact that Hitler was a pagan.
But do go on and have fun with history. You might actually learn something.
can i be christopher hitchens then? you're both charlatans! charlatans!
Don Ward: I don't know when this "Oh, no, Hitler wasn't a Christian, he was an atheist/pagan/whatever I'm not". Hitler's Catholicism was infected with a lot of goofy mythology from Ludwig's attic, but it was still Christianity. Read the quotes. Hitler over and over evoked the power of Christianity to meld the German people into a solid mass of, uh, Germanity.
OH, THE GERMANITY!
I question the "fun" that promised in this game!
Tough titty for Adolf, Fnarf, Germanity-wise, even if he was a 24/7 PRARYIAN.
Hitler, among his many other flaws (genocidal tendencies come to mind) was at least well-spoken.
Sorry, I'm totally confused by this game. Please explain it again - when do I take a drink?
you just continually drink. that's the game.
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