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on April 2 at
Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee
Me: That’s a big bag of nuts.
Nipper: It’s my nut sack.
Looks like someone Seig Heil-ing Whole Foods.
Wait, is he actually chewing on his nuts?
why yes Paulus, my mouth WAS filled with a handful of protein goodness yum yum from my nut sack...mmmm, organic! And thats kinda why my face looks screwy...I was making peanut butter.
I guess the real question is:
will you have emptied that nut sack by tomorrow?
in one week my tan lines'll be ready for your nut sack, nips.
Nips, seeing this reminded me of how much I miss you. You are without doubt, the most poignant yet pointless person I've ever met.
6 posts, and not a single "put'em on the glass"?
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