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posted by Dan Savage on April 20 at 10:44 AM
Via Newspeak.
I thought that boys don't have camel toes, they have butt nuts.
i prefer the term "moose knuckles".
Yep. Moose knuckle.
A moose knuckle is NOT the same thing at all! That's when all the business is smushed up inside pants that are too tight and make a lumpy bump.
Reminds me of this one comedian Zack Galfinkis, wrote a song in ode to this phenomenon. It was magical, except Zack has a beard, so I turned off the tv. Yay pogonophobia!
Just don't pull your pants up so high: problem solved! Give your package some room to breath, fer christ's sake...
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I thought that boys don't have camel toes, they have butt nuts.
i prefer the term "moose knuckles".
Yep. Moose knuckle.
A moose knuckle is NOT the same thing at all! That's when all the business is smushed up inside pants that are too tight and make a lumpy bump.
Reminds me of this one comedian Zack Galfinkis, wrote a song in ode to this phenomenon. It was magical, except Zack has a beard, so I turned off the tv. Yay pogonophobia!
Just don't pull your pants up so high: problem solved! Give your package some room to breath, fer christ's sake...
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