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posted by March 21 at 7:57 AMon
Constitutional Crisis: Bush won’t let aides testify under oath, says “don’t you dare subpoena my staff”; Congress issues subpoenas anyway.
Worse Than Watergate: White House turns over all email records related to firing of eight US attorneys—hopes no one notices the 18 day gap.
Run, Al, Run: Gore testifies before Congress, speaks in complete sentences, makes sense. Thanks again, Nader voters.
To Catch a Republican Predator: Shouldn’t folks just assume at this point that any 13 year-old you meet in a chat room is probably undercover detective?
Bottled Waster: Shipping bottles of water half way around the world is—no way!—wasteful and bad for the environment. Upscale SF restaurants now serving tap water.
Teacher May Be Fired: Indiana teacher in charge of student newspaper may lose job for okaying a student-written editorial that came out for tolerance of gays and lesbians. But, hey, maybe it was satire and really meant the opposite of what it actually said, a la Garrison Keillor?