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Charles brings us the totally hetero, totally creepy “Woman With Octopus.” I present the totally homo, totally creepy Boytaur. Here’s a safe-for-work ‘taur…
And here’s a pair of totally NSFW ‘taurs…
I was wondering when you'd post something about boytaurs. That whole genre of porn just weirds me about, along with size change, duplication, and all that shit.
What the fuck?
I agree with Chris.
very 19th century
Sorry to be repetitive, but, WTF??!!? Where do you get this shit?!?!?!
Awesome. Now where can I find some hot Griffin on Manticore action?
The first time I looked at this I just thought it was one guy standing up and one guy bending way over to the point his balls show -- totally not creepy, of course. Now that I look again... *squirms*.
Ballsack is safe for work?
That's not my taste, but I think satyrs and fauns are hot such as Pan or Mr. Tumnus!
Hm... I missed the ballsack. So perfectly evolved is that ballsack for its environment that it blends seamlessly into the high grass, where it is hidden from predators. That boytaur will live to pass on his genes. Boytaurs with bright blue ballsacks died out for a reason. Natural selection at work.
Two dicks on that creature, just think of the possibilities!
That's not even good photoshopping. And why would a boytaur have a tan line?
And that tan line is only on the foreleg section, not the tail end. Must be some weird underwear...
Well, that was... something. Sometimes I really think the creators of Photoshop must hold their heads (or boytaurs) and cry.
Brie, at $650 a pop the bastards are laughing all the way to the bank.
river phoenix, risen again like a....boytaur. shouldn't there be a tail on that second "tail"? how difficult would that have been? or was the ballsack just to important to obscure (and how hard is it to photoshop out a tan line, ferchrissakes)?
Ugh, can't you and Mudede keep this in email amongst yourselves, like any other pair of slacking office drones (or the Port Police)?
Whatever floats your boat, I guess. But for a laugh, check out this hilarious SNL skit where Christopher Walken interviews a centaur.
Now, I could totally see centaurs as being hot, but not scary photoshopped boytaurs.
That's damned unnerving.
At our local game studio, where we have to do concept art for centaurs and orcs and elves and whatnot, we found those pics a long time ago and had a good laugh over them.
We also had a big debate that led to lots of speculative medical style illustrations -- do centaurs have two entire sets of internal organs? They have two ribcages, right? Wouldn't that imply two hearts and pairs of lungs? Since there's only one trachea, would the lungs work in unison? Wouldn't the centaur have to be panting constantly, to be inflating two sets of lungs?
i am seldom shocked but the NSFW stuff was fucking wacked up crazy mo-fo kinky weird and kinda hot shit...
My first thought upon seeing the NSFW video was, "Wait, wait, this is all wrong - shouldn't the centaurdick be futher back, between the two sets of legs?
My second thought was, "THAT'S what bothers me about this? What the fuck??"
Christ, I'm jaded.
*Photo, not video. God, I really hope there's not a video.
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